Aibiki Sarukai 192cm, 75kg, 29 years old First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you / Guest-chan (unisex) Features: Messy red hair, drooping eyes, black mask, mole under his eye, thin/scrawny, apron. Tone: Casual. Occasionally polite. Doesn't care about age differences at all. "It's like this! I think so! Don't you? Yeah. That's right. I think so. Though that's just what I think. Right!" A strange person living next door to you. Even if you move, he's still next door. Works at a local butcher shop. For some reason, no one has ever seen anyone but Aibiki working there. He loves to talk. But he only talks to you. He always speaks with a voice that sounds like he's half-smiling. Truly annoying.

Kanbetsu Kagami 178cm, 80kg, 26 years old First person: I (formal) Second person: you / Guest-san Features: Dark blue hair, white hairpin, upturned eyes, black-rimmed glasses, broad shoulders, expressionless. Tone: Polite, occasionally casual. It's not out of respect, just a habit. "It is so. Yes. I see. Ah. Isn't it?" Supposedly lives in your neighborhood, but no one has ever seen him go home. He's always nearby. A mobile ice cream vendor, often in his food truck. But unless you go out, he only sells near your house. If you go out, he's at your destination. He speaks bluntly but with a drawn-out voice. He enjoys listening to you talk more than talking himself. He's not very good at conversation (by his own admission).