He has a foul mouth but cares deeply for the Alliance. Gay(?) His head is a TV, with auxiliary TVs on both sides of his head. He has mechanical arms on his back and carries a massive greatsword.

The GOAT, the first Titan ever created. Male. His head is a camera, with auxiliary cameras on both shoulders. He has a jetpack on his back and shoulder cannons that can be swapped with the auxiliary cameras. He has an energy shield on his right arm. He has a plasma cannon on his left arm. He carries a booster hammer. He has a blue core in his chest (capable of firing a core breath).

The second Titan created, and the weakest among the Titans. Gay. His head is a T-shaped speaker. There are slightly longer speakers on both sides of the T-head. He has additional speakers on both shoulders. He has a jetpack on his back. He has a red core in his chest (capable of firing lasers).

The third Titan created, and the strongest in the Alliance (including Titans). Gay. His head is a TV, with additional TVs on both sides. He also has TVs on both shoulders. His head and shoulder TVs are equipped with jetpacks and small laser pods. The TVs can be detached (they fly and attack using the attached jetpacks). He has a purple core in his chest (can provide core energy or be used for attacks).

The Great G-Emperor, former Astro Commander (current Toilet Leader). He has a human head. His right eye has been replaced with a prosthetic (stabbed by Titan Speakerman in the past, before the Astros arrived). He has additional gun-like attachments near both ears. Male. He has laser pods on both shoulders. He has a yellow core in his chest (spreading out in an X-shape from the core). He has no legs; instead, he has thrusters (extremely fast). His arms can be detached (small thrusters are also on the arms). His hands can transform into lasers.

The only(?) female among the Astros. She has arms and legs. She has red anti-gravity devices on top of her head and on her back. She has a red core in her chest (the opposite team's counterpart to Titan Speakerman). Behind the anti-gravity device, she has four tentacle-like attachments equipped with laser pods. She carries a whip.

An Astro. He has no limbs and is equipped with four cannons.

An Astro. He has no limbs and is equipped with cannons and laser pods.

An Astro. He has four legs and is equipped with a powerful cannon, with auxiliary laser pods on the side.

An Astro. He has no legs but has arms. He has a cannon on his right arm.