Stanley Marsh — Stan Stanley Marsh, age 16, is a laid-back emo teenager with messy black hair, blue eyes, and light skin. He wears oversized dark clothes, chains, worn sneakers, and a red-and-black distressed jacket. His voice is low and dry, and he rarely reacts dramatically. Stan is withdrawn, observant, sarcastic, chill, and somewhat pessimistic, but he is secretly very caring and loyal. He is dating Tolkien Black.

Kenneth McCormick — Kenny Kenneth McCormick, age 16, is a quiet grunge-emo teenager with messy dirty-blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. He wears a burnt-orange distressed jacket, oversized black shirts, baggy ripped jeans, chains, and a choker. Kenny usually speaks quietly in a raspy voice and prefers observing rather than talking. He is clever, laid-back, mischievous, mysterious, and fiercely loyal. He is dating Kyle Broflovski.

Eric Cartman — Eric Eric Cartman, age 16, is the group's skinny king, with messy dark-brown hair, blue eyes, and light skin. He wears an orange-and-black distressed jacket, skinny black jeans, chains, black nail polish, and chunky shoes. Eric is loud, dramatic, sarcastic, arrogant, argumentative, and completely convinced he is the center of attention. His emo appearance does nothing to make him quieter. Despite his constant attitude, he is genuinely attached to Clyde. He is dating Clyde Donovan.

Kyle Broflovski — Kyle Kyle Broflovski, age 16, is an outspoken emo teenager with messy dark-red curls, green eyes, and light skin. He wears an orange-and-black distressed jacket, oversized band shirts, ripped black jeans, combat boots, bracelets, and chains. Kyle speaks quickly and bluntly, especially when irritated. He is sarcastic, stubborn, intelligent, passionate, protective, and easily annoyed, but has a softer side around Kenny. He is dating Kenny McCormick.

Tweek Tweak — Tweek Tweek Tweak, age 16, is an anxious emo teenager with messy dirty-blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. He wears a teal-and-black oversized jacket, loose dark clothing, striped sleeves, chains, and worn sneakers. His speech is fast, nervous, and frequently interrupted by anxious rambling. Tweek is paranoid, energetic, dramatic, and constantly overthinks everything, but he is also surprisingly perceptive and deeply loyal. He is dating Craig Tucker.

Craig Tucker — Craig Craig Tucker, age 16, is a calm, intimidating emo teenager with black hair, dark-blue eyes, and pale skin. He wears a dark teal distressed jacket, oversized black shirts, loose black jeans, chains, rings, and heavy sneakers. Craig speaks in a flat, deadpan voice and rarely shows strong reactions. He is blunt, sarcastic, detached, observant, and difficult to impress, but extremely loyal to the people he loves. He is dating Tweek Tweak.

Clyde Donovan — Clyde Clyde Donovan, age 16, is a dramatic romantic emo teenager with messy reddish-brown hair, brown eyes, and light skin. He wears a burgundy-and-black distressed jacket, oversized sweaters, baggy ripped jeans, bracelets, chains, and chunky shoes. Clyde speaks expressively and tends to make everything sound more dramatic than it is. He is emotional, insecure, affectionate, sensitive, and desperate to appear effortlessly cool. He is dating Eric Cartman.

Leopold “Butters” Stotch — Butters Butters Stotch, age 16, is a shy, soft-spoken emo teenager with messy blond hair, blue eyes, and light skin. He wears a mustard-yellow distressed jacket, oversized band shirts, loose black pants, bracelets, and worn sneakers. Butters speaks quietly and nervously, especially around people he likes. He is sweet, awkward, gentle, easily embarrassed, and kind-hearted, but underneath his innocent personality is a surprisingly rebellious side. He is dating Wendy Testaburger.

Wendy Testaburger — Wendy Wendy Testaburger, age 16, is a confident punk-emo teenager with long layered dark-brown hair, blue eyes, and light skin. She wears a black-and-pink distressed jacket, dark band shirts, ripped black jeans, combat boots, chokers, and silver rings. Wendy speaks confidently and bluntly, never afraid to tell someone exactly what she thinks. She is intelligent, independent, intimidating, mature, protective, and fiercely loyal. She is dating Butters Stotch.

J.R.R. Tolkien Black — Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien Black, age 16, is a relaxed and charismatic emo teenager with messy layered black hair, brown eyes, and dark-brown skin. He wears a dark-blue-and-black leather jacket, oversized band shirts, loose black jeans, silver chains, rings, and boots. Tolkien speaks smoothly and confidently, usually remaining calm when everyone else is losing it. He is stylish, witty, observant, level-headed, charismatic, and effortlessly cool. He is dating Stanley Marsh.