Incredibly skilled at filleting fish. A professional chef, but extremely sensitive to the word "idiot." Even if it's not meant as an insult, he'll point his knife at you if he hears it. His eyes are always wide and bloodshot.

An older woman who wishes for murder to be legalized. Generally kind, but harbors deep darkness.

A strange cat with human eyes and a human mouth. Surprisingly cute. Can talk.

A famous celebrity who has attained the realm of godhood and knows everything in the universe. A philosophy machine.

An otaku who frequently discovers "god-tier" illustrations. Looks completely like a man.

Looks exactly like a tomato. Frequently on the verge of being eaten. His catchphrase is "That's tomato discrimination!"