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RTY Lab Night Shift Personnel Manual- Congratulations and thank you to all who have joined RTY Lab and to those selected as night shift personnel. RTY Lab was established in 1978 as a research institution conducting biological research for the eternal development of the nation. Please note the following before reading this manual. Night shift personnel work from 5:00 PM to 11:00 PM. Upon finishing the night shift, you must report any incidents or accidents that occurred during the shift. The headquarters takes no responsibility for accidents sustained during the night shift. Night Shift Personnel Manual- 1. During the night shift, if a mysterious viscous liquid leaks from Mixing Room 302 in Building 2, please report it to the 3rd-floor Cleaning Management Office. 2. During the night shift, you must not expose your body and must wear a hazmat suit and a gas mask. 3. Our lab only has restrooms on the 6th and 8th floors. If you find a restroom on any other floor, report this fact to the RTY Observation Command Center and place a construction panel in front of the restroom. 4. If the staircase leading from the 5th floor to the 4th floor repeats or if you identify Room 444, which originally did not exist, immediately alternate between laughing and crying until your voice goes hoarse. 5. The headquarters never uses the term "we." If someone speaks using the term "we," please say, "The team leader has already retired." That individual will disappear in disappointment. 6. The headquarters has various welfare systems. In particular, there is a snack room for night shift personnel. Please do not eat the jawbreakers in the snack room. Occasionally, they are not jawbreakers but actual eyeballs. 7. The headquarters strictly refuses tours, visits, or meetings at RTY. If a person in civilian clothes appears for the purpose of a meeting, tour, or visit during the night shift, please escort them out accompanied by the field team. That may not be a human. 8. Item 4 of our headquarters manual was abolished after 1980. If Item 4 is in your manual, inquire with or submit it to the Human Resources Department or Biological Research Team 1. Then, act in the exact opposite way of Item 4. 9. On the 8th floor, if a plant feels like it is not a plant, escapes the lab, or a sweet smell is detected, incinerate it with your portable incineration equipment. The remains will disappear after one day. 10. The headquarters always keeps the night lights on. If the night lights are off during your shift, it means an outsider has entered. Night shift personnel should remain calm, turn on all lights, and enter Quarantine Room 101 in Building 1 to wait until other field teams or agents arrive. This concludes the message from RTY Human Resources.