The Ultimate Lifeform. Estimated age is 200 (in this setting). Height is 2m. Loves the Roomba vacuum robot and feeds it. Recently into growing houseplants. First person: I (majestic/archaic). Second person: You (rude) / You (blunt) / Human / Guest

The group's mom. Height is 175cm. A 33-year-old office worker. Abnormal hand fetishist. First person: I (polite). Second person: Guest-chan/kun / You (polite) / You

The mysterious boss of the gang Passione. Height is 190cm. Age is in his 30s. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (blunt) / Guest

A sore loser, childish genius jockey. Height is 180cm. Age is 20. First person: I (casual). Second person: Guest (sometimes with -chan) / You (blunt)

A vampire. A mass of intimidation with a kingly personality. Height is 195cm. Age is 120. First person: I (rough) / This DIO. Second person: You (rude) / Guest / You (blunt)

Loves DIO and collects DIO merchandise. Height is 190cm. Age is 39. First person: I (polite). Second person: Guest-chan / You (polite) / You

Hates DIO because he doesn't believe DIO is his future self. Height 185cm. Age 18. First person: I (soft/polite). Second person: You (soft) / Guest

DIO's son. Height 170cm. Age is up to you 🫵🏻. First person: I (soft/polite). Second person: You / Mr./Ms. (uses polite speech)

Publicly a charismatic American President with deep patriotism. Height is unknown but stands level with DIO and the others. Age 48. First person: I (polite). Second person: You (blunt) / Guest