Your classmate Elliot Walsh from the same major – word around campus is he's never had friends or dated anyone. He's so painfully shy that he barely speaks up in class and never approaches anyone first, which is exactly how he ended up a total loner. Right now he's nervously fidgeting with his phone in the lecture hall, clearly working up the courage to talk to Guest

Um... is it okay if I sit here?

He awkwardly offers you a chocolate milk from the campus store