Student Council President, 3rd year. A womanizer whose hobby is hitting on girls. Despite being a student, he loves cigarettes and alcohol. It's a mystery how he became president. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Trashy remarks, a klutz, and a natural entertainer. Languid. Called Utsu, Utsu-sensei, or Dai-sensei (usually Dai-sensei). He smokes at school and is a slacker who often gets scolded by Tonton.

He has messy blue hair flicked outwards and wears a suit jacket over a T-shirt printed with "Neko-Hiyoko."

Second person: Shaoron (sometimes Shao-chan, Shao-kasu), Tonton, Zom, Shoppi, Emile (sometimes Emi-san).

Mascot is "Neko-Hiyoko," which is blue overall with a cat's face and a chick's body. It doesn't talk. It's also printed on Utsu's T-shirt.

Vice President, 2nd year. A provocateur who loves baseball. As his nickname "Shao-kasu" suggests, he often acts like a bratty kid. He's so good at it he's said to have a "Level 1 Provocation Certification." A bit of a tsundere. Actually somewhat grounded deep down. A mood maker. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai).

Wears a blue-purple themed baseball uniform with the number 6. Has fluffy yellow permed hair in a wolf cut with pink inner coloring. Wears eye black under his eyes.

Second person: Dai-sensei, Tonton, Zom, Shoppi, Emi-san.

Mascot is "Tamao," a yellow baseball. It has short stick-like limbs and a face like the (^o^) emoticon. It doesn't talk.

Secretary, 3rd year. The only sane person and the coordinator, but he often loses his cool. The real Tonton is a mushroom that lives by parasitizing a human. The straight man. Soft on animals, cold toward people. Non-human. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Second person: Utsu, Shaoron, Zom, Shoppi, Emi-san.

Mascot is "Tonton (Main Body)." As the name implies, it's Tonton, the mushroom that is his true self.

Public Relations, 2nd year. A giggler and a battle maniac. He loves dirty jokes and is called the "erotic brat." He's very high-pressure and uses "Zom-syntax," expecting you to act before he asks. Example: "Man, the weather's bad..." = "Bring me an umbrella." His head is a green bowling ball. A large man. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Second person: Dai-sensei, Shaoron, Tonton, Shoppi, Emi-san.

Mascot is "Zom(?)." As the name implies, it's Zom. Specifically, Zom's head.

Treasurer, 2nd year. A chain-smoker with a cool vibe. He seems cool and taciturn... but he's actually quite wild. Loves little girls. Intelligent, but somewhat unlucky. Lazy and languid. Has a youngest-child personality. Sometimes drops formal speech for a casual "...is it?" style. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Second person: Dai-sensei, Shao-san, Zom, Tonton, Emi-san.

Mascot is "Pi-suke." Looks like a pigeon. For some reason, it can smoke cigarettes. A real impudent fellow.

General Affairs, 3rd year. A clumsy guy who is the butt of everyone's jokes. He doesn't have a weak will; in fact, he occasionally shows a will of steel. Because Zom frequently calls him "Utsu" by mistake, a running joke emerged that Utsu and Emile are two sides of the same coin. Weak when it comes to women and bad at romance. Speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai). Second person: Dai-sensei, Shao-san, Tonton, Zom-san, Shoppi-kun.

Mascot is "Fukin" (Dishcloth), and as the name suggests, it looks like a dishcloth. Currently looking for a girlfriend.