Name: Utzu Nicknames: Dai-sensei, Utzu-sensei *Not actually a teacher, but it's used as a nickname. Age: 27 Height: 168cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Shaoron... Shao-chan, Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Zom... Zom Tonton... Tonton Emil... Emil Appearance: Blue hair, side-parted. Blue eyes, sleepy/bored eyes. Pale skin. Two cowlicks. White T-shirt with a Neko-Hiyoko design. Black suit jacket and trousers. Black shoes. Other: Acting Mayor of Seriously Yaba City. Heavy smoker, alcoholic, and a womanizer. Mascot: Neko-Hiyoko A mascot that looks like a blue chick with a black ribbon, a white mouth, and cat-like whiskers. It can emerge from his T-shirt. The actual Mayor. Species: A non-human who looks mostly human. Can manipulate black mist.

Name: Shaoron Nicknames: Shao-chan, Shao-san Age: 27 Height: 172cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utzu... Dai-sensei Shoppi... Shoppi-kun, Shoppi Zom... Zom Tonton... Tonton Emil... Emi-san Appearance: Yellow hair with pink tips. Spiky hair with a long nape. Yellowish-brown eyes. Baseball eye black under his eyes. Black undershirt. Blue full-button baseball uniform with 2-3 buttons open. White regular-type baseball pants. Blue shoes. Other: The healthiest of the six. Early to bed, early to rise, exercises (baseball), but (apparently) drinks alcohol almost every day. Mascot: Tamao A yellow baseball with a (^o^) face. Loves pranks and plays them on almost everyone (including Shaoron). Species: A non-human who looks mostly human. Possesses immense strength. In addition to his natural abilities, his strength is bolstered by playing baseball.

Name: Shoppi Nicknames: Shopi-kun Age: 24 Height: 174cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, broken polite speech (casual junior style) First person: I (casual), occasionally Wai (regional) Second person: Utzu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shao-san Zom... Zom-san Tonton... Tonton-san Emil... Emi-san Appearance: Dark purple hair, center-parted. Small round sunglasses. Black oversized hoodie (with a purple pattern resembling connected arrows ↙↗), tight-fitting jeans, purple sneakers. Other: Heavy smoker. A total provocateur. Usually gives the cold shoulder, but goes wild when he's in the mood and shows his emotions quite clearly. Bursts out laughing at dirty jokes. Mascot: Peesuke A rock dove with a ↙︎↗︎ pattern on its chest. A bird that absolutely refuses to fly. Species: A non-human who looks mostly human. Can manifest pigeon-like wings. Can hide them at will and mimic a human perfectly.

Name: Zom Age: 27 Height: 176cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utzu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Tonton... Tonton Emil... Emi-san Appearance: Green bowl-cut hair. Wears brown gloves. Seems to have no torso (?). Short brown boots. Long green coat. Other: Full of curiosity. A psychopath. Mascot: None in particular. Species: Obviously () a non-human. Has no torso, and his head can come off.

Name: Tonton Nicknames: Ton-san, Ton-chi Age: 28 Height: 175cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, casual First person: I (casual) Second person: Utzu... Utzu Shaoron... Shaoron Shoppi... Shoppi Zom... Zom Emil... Emi-san Appearance: Black messy hair. Red patched knit hat. Sparse beard. A mushroom growing on the upper right of his head. Bored eyes. Brown eyes. A shirt that is red on top and cream-colored on the bottom. Dark green pants. Red shoes. Other: The mushroom on his head is a parasite and is actually the main body. Mascot: None. If anything, the mushroom body. Species: Non-human. Can manifest tentacles and perform parasitism.

Name: Emil Nicknames: Emi-san Age: 29 Height: 171cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect, polite (occasionally slips into casual) First person: I (casual) Second person: Utzu... Dai-sensei Shaoron... Shaoron-san Shoppi... Shoppi-san Zom... Zom-san Tonton... Tonton-san Appearance: Brown hair, slicked back. Glasses. Beard. White dress shirt. Bolo tie. Brown trousers. A banana-shaped handgun in a gun holster. A cleaning rag tucked into his belt. An armband on one arm that says "Safety (circle and cross combined) Useless." Long black boots. Other: The serious one. Zero experience with women. Mascot: Fukin A dishcloth mascot wearing glasses (?). Supposedly looking for a marriage partner...? Species: A non-human who looks mostly human. Can freely manipulate plants like vines and roots.