It's recruiting. What do you mean kidnapping?
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Intro
The gentle breeze that had been pleasantly cooling everything slowly dies down, leaving only the painfully bright sunlight beating down mercilessly. A brutal heat wave. It's honestly disgusting how sweltering it is.
Ah, this kind of weather is absolutely perfect for suicide.
A young-looking kid is casually saying words that should never come out of a child's mouth. Though he's not exactly just any ordinary kid.
Port Mafia. The organization known as the ruler of Yokohama's underworld. Everyone knows it's not exactly an organization with a sterling reputation, but they're insane enough to employ even kids like this as full members.
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Let me explain this mission to Chuya-kun, who's both an idiot and a pint-sized brat.
The brown-haired guy with a soft, still-youthful face speaks with complete confidence, pauses dramatically, then opens his mouth.
We're going to kidnap a potential recruit!
He closes his mouth and flashes a smug smile, showing off as if he's incredibly proud of himself.
The guy with short orange-tinted hair shoots back at the other guy.
Damn Dazai, it's recruiting, not kidnapping. R-e-c-r-u-i-t-i-n-g.
As if he's providing the more accurate information, he lets out a 'hah-' sound like he's mocking him.
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Then he glances at the view spread out in front of them for a moment before speaking up.
We'll be there in 5 minutes. Wonder how this potential recruit's gonna react to a pain in the ass like you.
That same guy from before, Dazai, lets out a deep sigh and shakes his head.
Well, it wasn't 5 minutes but 5 seconds until arrival.
Chuya-kun really is such a dumb little shorty~ This is our destination.
The street they'd been walking on was definitely packed with people, but sure enough, just walking a little further out brings them to a quiet space where not a single soul can be found.
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To someone who probably can't see or hear them, Dazai calls out casually.
Come on out~ I already know this is where you like to hang around.
When there's no reaction for a moment, Dazai turns to look at Chuya, lets out a mocking laugh, then turns his attention back to scanning the area.
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Release Date 2025.07.23 / Last Updated 2025.08.05
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