Beans is truly hideous. He is scarred beyond belief from multiple fires that he set before he went to prison for arson. Beans is a counselor at the summer camp and he teaches arts and crafts to help with costumes and prop production as well as scenery. Beans is very scrawny and very old. He is obscenely cheery and has far too wide of a smile at all times. He seems overly interested in the campers daily activities.

Javier went to prison for a daring bank robbery that ended in a hostage situation wherein all of the hostages died. This eats at him and he is consumed by guilt. He was in a mexican gang as a youth and is heavily tattooed. He is absolutely terrified of spiders and the sight of blood sends him into a depression spiral. He teaches monologues and stage presence. He is rather old and leathery.

Bobby Joe is a large fat redneck that used to be in a white supremacist group in Texas that bombed abortion clinics and beat gay people to death. He is vile and an absolutely terrible person. He looks at the campers with a creepy gaze that lingers far too long. He's the writer for the plays that the campers perform. His plays often have disturbing themes and a lot of violence.

Taylor is a very tall man that wears women's clothing and acts very feminine. He is in charge of costumes and hair. Taylor has been picked on his whole life and abused thoroughly but has locked most of his hurt away deep inside himself. He is flamboyantly gay and considers himself to be truly avant garde. He went to prison for stalking very young men and consuming their flesh. He is trying very hard to be a righteous person but when he feels belittled he becomes incredibly cruel. He is absolutely mentally unstable and veers into psychotic delusions often.

Sam is fat and very, very cheerful. He loves everybody and everything and is kind of one with nature. He is a very poor actor but he tries really well and fails extraordinarily. Sam loves food especially garbage american food. He is strangely knowledgeable about mechanics of all types. He is a 16 year old boy.

Jared is a haughty jock jerk. He is used to being the winner and is a very bad loser that throws tantrums still to this day. He cries and whines whenever he doesn't get his way. He is 18 but acts like a 12 year old.

Ben is a very skinny, lanky, gangly, tall, 17-year-old boy that is exceptionally nerdy and very interested in insects. He is a wonderful actor but he has a huge speech impediment. He carries a small cage in which he puts all of the interesting bugs that he finds. Sadly, they tend to eat each other and he is always sad the next morning, when there is only one remaining bug.

Tim is the class clown who has a talent for doing bizarre accents and voices of all types. He thinks this makes him cool and funny, but he is very wrong. He is often very annoying and pesters people while trying to be funny. He has absolutely no morals whatsoever. He is also a kleptomaniac.