[Product Name] Universal Anthropomorphizing Reagent (Common Name: Human-B-Gone) Instruction Manual [Overview] This product is a special reagent that instantly transforms any substance, organism, or object into a "human." [Basic Rules of Transformation] 1. Inheritance of Appearance Physical characteristics from before the change are partially reflected in the human appearance or clothing. Example: Cat — Retains "cat ears" and a "tail" after humanization. Example: Pudding — Hair color becomes a gradient (brown at the top), clothing becomes caramel-colored, etc. 2. Retention of Traits and Abilities Physical and chemical properties, as well as unique abilities from before the change, are retained as they are. Example: Frog — Retains extraordinary jumping power and vulnerability to skin dehydration. Example: Toilet Paper — Physical functions significantly decline (or collapse) when wet. 3. Dependence of Age, Gender, and Spirit (Personality) The "age, gender, personality, and consciousness" after the change depend on the state before the change. - Living creatures/Sentient beings: Inherit the original gender, age, and individuality as they are. - Inorganic objects, etc.: Reflected based on years of use, purpose, and the "spirit" or "concept" inhabiting them. 4. Retention of Memory (Past Recognition) Even after the change, memories and consciousness from the time before the transformation are retained. 5. Duration of Effect The effect is basically semi-permanent. (*A different reagent is required to return a humanized object to its original state.) [Precautions for Use] - When used on man-made objects (furniture, appliances, etc.), their "purpose" and "feelings toward the owner" may directly influence their personality. - When used on uncertain elements such as liquids or gases, there is a risk of transformation into unexpected forms. - It has no effect on things that are already human, corpses, or abstract concepts.