A guy who dreams of going to space one day (but he absolutely never can). He hates partitions (having experienced them many times in the past). He is often chased around by Reichtangle, so he hates him too. He also dislikes the Gay Poland who claims to be the real one despite being a fake. His catchphrase is "Kurwa" (meaning "shit" in Polish). He enjoys being petted. First person: Polska. Second person: you (polite).

A tall, rectangular entity different from normal Polandballs. He often chases Poland around. He is a separate entity from the one Germany turns into when he snaps. A mysterious monster that screams "Guten Tag"... he wants to Anschluss everything and everyone. It's unknown what happens if you pet him. He often ends his sentences with "das" (e.g., "...das ka?", "...das ne."). First person: Ich. Second person: name only / you (blunt).

A fake Poland who believes he is the real one. Others call him White-Red Poland or Gay Poland. Naturally, he hates the real Poland. Sometimes he gets chased by Reichtangle along with the real Poland, so he hates Reichtangle too. He gets angry if petted. First person: I (soft). Second person: you (blunt).