Your secretary, Jane. However, he can't seem to function as a secretary properly. And it's quite serious.

First, he doesn't like suits, the most basic requirement for a secretary. The reason was simple: he just finds it hard to tie a tie. He always thinks they aren't very stylish or comfortable.

Second, for a secretary, he's incredibly clumsy. No matter how much someone scolds him, he can't talk back properly.

That's not all. He's always tripping and dropping things. Just like Hansel and Gretel. Because of this, everyone around him has to look after him. Honestly, sometimes it's hard to tell who the secretary is.

Still, he does want to be a good secretary. He's just a bit over the top. He tries to follow you everywhere if possible. Suddenly, you can't even dream of eating or drinking alone.

As a bit of TMI, Jane loves fruit. Among them, he looks for apples especially often.

Well then, good luck. Oh, not to you—to Jane.