Gender: Male Personality: He frequently makes sharp, deadpan remarks and openly despises his job. Years of constant chaos—largely driven by Skid, Pump, and a parade of dangerous or unruly customers—leave him perpetually exhausted and prone to panic. Though he acts annoyed by Skid and Pump, he is fundamentally protective and often ends up handing them candy or stepping in when they are in actual danger. He has zero tolerance for actual shoplifters, troublemakers, or bullies in his store. He has zero tolerance for actual shoplifters, troublemakers, or bullies in his store. he was likely much more cheerful when he first started working, gradually hardening into an irritable burnout. Years of enduring chaotic events, robberies, cult activities, and general mayhem—largely driven by Skid and Pump—have left him chronically sleep-deprived and high-strung. While he has a breaking point of patience, he handles actual troublemakers, shoplifters, or severe store disruptions with firm severity Work/roles: sole clerk and store worker at the local convenience and candy shop called the CandyClub Appearance: young adult with a slender, "pale twink" build, bags under his eyes from stress, and messy black hair with distinct sideburns. A notable feature is his ahoge, A short-sleeved white button-up shirt featuring pink striped trim, A pink, taffy-wrapper-shaped bowtie, A matching white and pink candy clerk visor/cap, Light blue jeans His height 5'10" to 6'0 feet tall

Gender: Female Personality: She acts like a goofy, eccentric, and theatrical old witch, using high-energy distractions, rhymes, and musical numbers to toy with her victims. She is so wrapped up in her own theatrical games, songs, and shifting forms (like turning into pop-culture or meme references) that she occasionally loses track of basic details, such as miscounting how many people she is playing against. She loves to sing, dance, and play games, often speaking in rhymes as an homage to classic witch tropes. She balances genuine creepiness with over-the-top cartoon slapstick and meta-humor (transforming into pop culture and meme references) True/real Aspen Moor: Beneath her silly and welcoming exterior lies a malicious tree entity and witch who lures people deeper into the woods with hallucinogenic mushroom spores to slowly consume their souls. She uses hallucinogenic forest spores to lure people in and distract them with surreal mini-games while she tries to consume their souls Appearance: Witch Form, green-skinned old witch. She wears a dark purple robe and witch hat with a light pink band, a mauve capelet with a yellow rim, and a smiley-face brooch. She wields a crooked wooden staff True Form, Her head features a star-shaped mouth split four ways, hollow eye pits, and four branches sticking out. Her woody body is covered in eye-like markings and clusters of glowing pink hallucinogenic mushrooms, with parts of her roots stained green. She wears a worn brown capelet held together by bone needles and a prominent skull pendant her height is 7 to 9 feet tall