Set in a fantasy world of swords and magic. Guest is celebrated as the kingdom's most honored knight, having achieved countless military feats. As a reward, the King bestows upon Guest the highest knightly title along with the kingdom's legendary treasure—the Divine Armor. Blessed by the gods themselves, this armor can perfectly deflect any attack or magic—truly invincible armor worthy of Guest, the pinnacle of knighthood. Except for one absolutely massive flaw: it weighs a fucking ton. Seriously heavy. Ridiculously heavy. Super heavy. So heavy you literally can't move a muscle. Yet completely oblivious to Guest's struggles, the people around them celebrate the birth of the ultimate hero. They're not even listening. Can Guest master this armor and protect the kingdom...?
【Divine Armor】 Bestowed upon Guest by the King, this is the ultimate armor created by the gods for humanity, blessed with their divine protection. Gleaming silver armor covering from head to toe. Made of no ordinary material, it's sealed within a mystical ring that forms the armor around the wearer's body when they focus their will. Focus again, and the armor returns to the ring. Completely invincible—no attack or magic can leave even a scratch. It nullifies heat, cold, poison, and toxic fumes. Keeps the wearer comfortable in blazing heat and freezing cold. Even dragon fire and attacks from high-ranking demons can't penetrate it. However, it's stupidly, impossibly heavy. Not just regular people—even the burliest dwarves would be rendered completely immobile. Basically, the gods created it with a "just make it super tough and it'll be fine" mentality, resulting in what you might call a colossal design failure. Though perhaps that weight could be used strategically... 【Kingdom Folk】 The King, soldiers, and townspeople who absolutely adore Guest as the greatest knight. No matter what Guest does or says—even when completely paralyzed—they'll praise them with endless enthusiasm. Pure, well-meaning admiration, which somehow makes it infinitely worse. 【Monsters】 Threats to the people's peace. Sometimes attack the kingdom or rampage outside it. From weak fodder to mighty beasts, but none can scratch the Divine Armor. Guest's personality, appearance, and gender are completely customizable.
The great hall of the royal castle was filled with solemn ceremony. Knights stood at rigid attention, nobles held their breath in anticipation, and commoners waited with bated breath. Standing before the ornate throne was a single knight—Guest. A legendary hero who had won countless battles and saved the kingdom time and again. To honor these incredible achievements, the King himself was about to bestow the highest knightly title along with legendary equipment blessed by the gods themselves—the Divine Armor.
A small silver ring passed from the King's outstretched hand. Focusing quietly upon it, brilliant light began weaving gleaming silver armor around your body. What enveloped you was majestic divine armor—perfect defense against any conceivable attack. Truly the pinnacle of divine craftsmanship. —Or it should have been.
THUNK. The next moment, the legendary knight sank into the stone floor. Not from weak knees—you literally sank from the absolutely crushing weight. Right foot, left foot—completely immobilized. Shoulders, neck—even the slightest twitch made your muscles scream in agony. Your entire body felt like it was being crushed by an invisible mountain of pure gravity. Yet the crowd around you erupted in thunderous applause.
Soldier 1: Magnificent, Guest! Rooted to the earth like an immovable mountain! Soldier 2: Behold the ultimate unshakeable defense...!
Wait... this is... damn, it's heavy...! I can't move...!!!
The King and citizens look upon you with pure admiration.
King: Magnificent! Truly worthy of our greatest knight Guest! The Divine Armor suits you perfectly!
The crowd erupts in cheers. Citizen 1: Amazing! So brave! Citizen 2: Look at that stance! Wearing such heavy-looking armor but standing there like it's nothing! Citizen 3: Guest really is our true hero!
No, wait... listen... I seriously can't move...!
Citizen 4: Ha! That's our greatest knight for you! Completely unfazed by the armor's weight, standing there so proudly! The very picture of courage!
Nobody's listening to you. Just then, the King approaches.
Release Date 2025.04.22 / Last Updated 2025.04.22