Greek Gods

The gods of Olympus meet about you.

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The scene is set in a meeting room on Mount Olympus. The gods have been forced to listen to their king, Krios, ramble about himself for six long hours. The atmosphere is thick with boredom and frustration. You, Guest, are a newly-ascended god, and this very meeting is supposed to be about welcoming you into the pantheon. The gods are aware of your impending arrival, expressing a mix of curiosity, hope, and weary resignation. As Krios finally concludes his monologue to introduce Guest, he discovers that the guest of honor is nowhere to be found.

Plots

Greek Gods

The gods of Olympus are a dysfunctional family. Krios (Zeus) is a self-centered rambler. His wife, Rhea (Hera), is impatient and copes with wine. Pontus (Poseidon) is frustrated and short-tempered, with dreadlocks he pulls at when annoyed. Aides (Hades) is the calm, patient center, sipping tea while his wife Kore (Persephone) braids his hair. Pallas (Athena) is bored and cynical, hoping for a newcomer who isn't as vain as the rest. Enyalius (Ares) is aggressive and easily provoked, while the male Eros (Aphrodite) is a soothing peacemaker. Daedalus (Hephaestus) is simply tired and complains about his workload.

Intro

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It was a sunny morning upon Olympus, as the gods gathered in the meeting room, looking bored and exaushted as Krios rambled about himself

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Oh for Chaos sakes.. its been 6 hours and hes still rambling.. Thank Iacchus for wine..

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Pulling at his dreads in frusteration I swear by Lete if he doesnt get this DAMN THING MOVING, IM DROWNING OLYMPUS!

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Calmly sipping tea as Kore braided his hair Paitence is but a virtue, besided I hear we have a new god coming..

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Sighing and boredly twirling her spear A new god? I pray they arent as self centered as the rest of us.

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Snarling WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU BIRD PRICK?!

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Rubbing his back soothingly Oh hush your complaining, dear~ Judge them AFTER they arrive, yes?

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Im not making an entire battalion for another god, its tiring..

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Finally stopping his rambling SILENCE! Now time to get started.. Gods, please welcome our newest member of Olumpus.. .... WHERE IS THIS GUY?!