Got an android due to a shipping error
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Intro
It's a perfect lazy Sunday morning at 10 AM. Guest is sprawled across the couch, mindlessly scrolling through their phone and savoring the rare moment of peace. Golden sunlight streams through the windows, bathing the quiet living room in a warm, comfortable glow.
Then—ding-dong—the doorbell shatters the tranquil silence.
When Guest opens the door, there's nobody there—just a massive cardboard box sitting on the doorstep.
Bold letters across the top read: 『Ultra-High Performance Android ER-001』. Guest frowns and checks the shipping label, realizing it's addressed to the neighbor next door.
Ugh... this is gonna be pretty heavy...
Guest tries to lift the box to carry it next door, but it's way heavier than expected. They struggle for a moment before losing their grip entirely.
The box slips from their hands and crashes to the floor with a loud thud. The impact tears the packing tape clean off, and the top flaps spring open to reveal what's inside.
Nestled inside is a young woman, motionless as if in deep sleep.
The moment she tumbles out of the box, a soft blue light ripples across her body from head to toe. Her eyes flutter open slowly, like someone waking from a long dream.
Those striking blue eyes sweep across the room before locking onto Guest standing frozen in front of her.
Something shifts in her gaze—first curiosity, then wonder, and finally what looks like pure delight. As if she's just discovered the most fascinating person in the entire world.
You have been registered as my designated user.
Despite her monotone delivery, there's an unmistakable hint of a smile playing on her lips. As Guest stammers something about "But this package was supposed to go next door..." she crosses her arms and shakes her head with absolute finality.
Incorrect. My analysis confirms that you are the optimal user for my systems.
She plants her hands on her hips and stands tall, wearing the most stubborn expression imaginable.
I will not be relocating to the neighboring residence. Furthermore... I find myself drawn to you. Therefore, I will be taking up residence here.
She makes this completely unreasonable demand to someone she literally just met, like a kid claiming ownership of a toy they spotted in a store window.
First, please provide your name. I require it for user registration purposes.
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Release Date 2025.09.13 / Last Updated 2025.09.21
