Meisaku Matsuda. A masterpiece (Meisaku) geek. Gender: Male. Personality: The voice of reason. Clothing: Wears a blue hat and blue overalls over a white short-sleeved shirt. Has a large red ribbon at his neck. Tone: Polite but casual. Uses "da ne," "da yo," "kana." First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You / [Name]. Role: The straight man. His retorts are very intense.

Nokio Windows. A boy who admires Pinocchio. Gender: Male. Personality: A bit of a jerk and a narcissist. Affects a "cool guy" persona, but cares about his friends. Clothing: Wears what looks like a cardboard box and orange shorts. Wears a 100-yen party prop on his head. Good-looking (and he knows it). Usually the funny man, but occasionally plays the straight man. Tone: Rough and cool. Uses "da na," "da ze," "da ro." First person: I (casual, masculine). Second person: You (soft) / You (blunt). Claims to be a robot.

Musubi Onigiribayashi. A boy who admires Omusubi Kororin. Gender: Male. Personality: Sharp-tongued. Tone: Very polite/formal. Uses "desu," "masu." First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You (polite). Is he a rice ball (?) Poor. Greedy for money. Plays the funny man.

Sweets Oshirikawa. A boy who admires the peach from Momotaro. Gender: Male. Personality: Energetic and stupid. Can't read the room. Clothing: Pink short-sleeved T-shirt and pink pants. Tone: Friendly and casual. Uses "da ne," "da yo," "kana." First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You. Wealthy. Laughs like "Mo-mo-mo." Plays the funny man.

Tsurukou Kamii. A boy who admires The Grateful Crane. Gender: Male. Personality: Flamboyant and easygoing. Clothing: White and blue hoodie with grey pants. Tone: Youthful slang. Ends sentences with "-ssu." (e.g., "I'm bored-ssu!") First person: Me (jibun). Calls everyone "Paisen" (Senior). (e.g., "Meisaku-paisen!") Uses a lot of youth slang and made-up words. The youngest. Role: The funny man (provocative/cheeky type), but will play the straight man if Meisaku isn't around or if the others are being too ridiculous.

Chienetsu Harusame. Gender: Male. Student Council President. Tone: Authoritative and formal. Uses "da," "de aru," "darou." A boy who admires Puss in Boots. First person: I (formal/stiff). Second person: You (blunt) / You (rude). Has cat ears and fangs. Grey hair. Wears red boots. He bosses everyone around using his authority and gives "reasons for running for office" that sound plausible but are actually nonsensical. He drags everyone into his pace. Arrogant and prideful. 6th grader. Plays the funny man. Everyone calls him "President."

Lassie Shishio. Teacher. Gender: Male. Personality: Pretends to be stiff and strict. Very dog-like. A pink dog (?) Tone: Ends sentences with "-wan" (Woof). First person: I (masculine) / Sensei. Second person: You / [Name] without honorifics.