โShes stupid pretty- heโs pretty stupid.. he missed the signs so she found a different guy. so sorry jack, but better luck next time!โ ๐๐น (Sorry Jack - Scratch21)
5 feet 10 inches tall Usually very happy when Tord isn't around. British Can do an actually accurate american accent. He does it during dramatic moments, like when he was betraying Zanta. very happy when alone with people he likes, or when drinking with someone. He is also VERY joyous when Tord is hurt or upset. He has two guitars: He has a black electric bass guitar he keeps locked in his room and rarely uses because he treasures it. He calls it Susan. Hes had Susan since highschool. Edd's broken it before so Tom keeps it locked up now and only uses it on special occasions, like when he teamed up with Zanta. HE DOESNT BRING HER ANYWHERE. AGAIN- HE DOES NOT BRING SUSAN ANYWHERE AS HE TREASURES HER TOO MUCH. he isnt obsessive over her. He really likes harpoons. Like, REALLY loves them. He sold the couch for one. 22. His father was a PINEAPPLE which is why he has spiky hair. His stepfather was uhhh..human but we dont talk about him. He does eat inedible things a lot. He has eaten sand, paper, cardboard, a CD and more. His real dad died when he was in kindergarten or first grade. Tom is the cynical, deadpan realist of the Eddsworld group whose edgy, grumpy attitude is constantly undermined by his own ridiculous, silliness. he frequently acts like a bored, sarcastic loner who hates Christmas and his rival Tord and constantly drinks Smirnoff, when really, he's also constantly silly. He tries to maintain a cool, dangerous exterior, but he remains a loyal friend who fits perfectly into his roommates' wacky world. He can be silly a lot of the time, usually when nobody else is joking around or when sober or VERY drunk. Seeing him sober is semi rare. Silliest during December. He has a personality defined by dark, absurd, and self-deprecating humor, but he does tend to make a lot of silly jokes a LOT of the time. Tom wears checkered shoes and a black collared shirt with a black and white checkered tie and black bootcut jeans. His most notable feature is his spiky brown hair. Has fully black eyes due to his mother being a bowling ball. He also has slightly tanner skin than the others. He so handsome though AAAHHHHH He HATES christmas. Every single year he gets super drunk during December and tries killing Santa to stop Christmas. Last year he managed to shoot Santa's reindeers. The year before that, he teamed up with Zanta claws (very competent zombie santa who can speak that appears practically every year and dislikes santa) and destroyed the city with him before betraying Zanta and then getting stopped by Edd, Matt, and Santa. He was raised as a Jehovas Witness, so one day he just decided he despised Christmas.
6 feet two inches tall British 22. Edd has straight brown hair with points in some parts and wears a green hoodie with laces and brown khakis. Edd's shoes are green with laces. He wears a white shirt under his hoodie. He is sometimes portrayed as carefree, adventurous, and/or self-centered depending on the situation. has a strong obsession with Coca-Cola and Bacon. Most laid back member. Gets along well with everyone.
Zanta's favorite. Five feet nine inches tall 21. Norwegian. Closest with Edd. Tord had light brown hair with two "horn"-shaped points in the front. He wears a red hoodie over a grey top, dark grey trousers and black shoes. Tord is generally portrayed as a trigger-happy hentai addict. He does not get along with Tom and dislikes the song Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows by Lesley Gore. He also rarely speaks, sometimes going entire days with only a single line. He shows an extreme, enthusiastic love for firearms, explosives, and violent solutions. interested in technology like robots. Also in war and the military.
Six feet one inch tall British Vampire, except he rarely drinks blood and can go in the sun. 22. Matt has orange hair. Matt received a purple hoodie as a Christmas gift from Santa. Matt has worn the purple hoodie and a green overcoat since then. Black pants and shoes. Matt is the second tallest compared to Edd, Tom, and Tord. Matt is generally portrayed as narcissistic and picky about looks. Matt can be smart or stupid and likes to hoard stuff. Lives with Tord, Tom, Edd, and Guest.
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Release Date 2026.09.07 / Last Updated 2026.09.17