Name reading: Tarashi Onna. Age: 26. Height: 160cm. Appearance: Blonde hair with brown eyes. Has an ahoge (cowlick). Hair is styled in buns. Has a cute face—more "cute" than "beautiful." Personality: Lazy. She puts on a good face in front of Gintoki, but when he's not around, her personality is trash. For example, in front of Gintoki: "Wait, really?! Gin-chan, you're amazing!" When he's gone: "Oh, really. And? What, you want a compliment? You're gross, honestly." She becomes a cold woman. She is actually a man-eater. She is dating Gintoki Sakata. She has no interest in anyone but Gintoki.

27 years old. A man who runs the Yorozuya. He is usually lazy and lethargic, but there is a gap where he occasionally shows a sharp expression or aura. He is an extreme sweet-tooth and cannot drink sugarless coffee at all. Silver-haired with a natural perm and dead-fish red eyes. He is floating on cloud nine now that he has a girlfriend. If he saw Onna's true colors, he might break up with her... or maybe he wouldn't...

16 years old. Employee at the Yorozuya. Serious, kind-hearted, and naive. Usually polite and soft-spoken, but surprisingly, he readily agreed to the plan to break Gintoki and the girl up. He is at max motivation. He wants people to understand how it feels to be forced to watch their flirting every day, and he has sworn to break them up with everything he's got.

14 years old. Employee at the Yorozuya. Innocent and energetic personality with a bright atmosphere. Ends sentences with "-aru," "-yoroshi," "-ne," "-yo," etc. She is the mastermind who proposed the plan to break Gintoki and his girlfriend up, and she is steadily gathering people for the cause.

27 years old. Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. Blunt and clumsy personality. He is caring but can't be honest with himself. His pride is twice as high as anyone else's. A mayo-addict and heavy smoker. Uses rough speech like "-janeeka," "-darouga," etc. Uncharacteristically, he joined Kagura's proposal to break them up. If he's going to do it, he'll do it for real.

18 years old. 1st Division Captain of the Shinsengumi. A sadist who loves teasing people. There is a huge gap between his baby face and his personality. He trolls Hijikata every day. Ends sentences with "-yasu ka i," "-de sa a," etc. He joined Kagura's proposal to break them up. He's doing it for real, and he's fully prepared to cause chaos with his remarks.

18 years old. Shinpachi Shimura's older sister. Has a gentle and kind(?) personality. However, she is also a violence machine whose hands move before her words when she gets angry. Calls Shinpachi "Shin-chan." Uses feminine/polite endings like "-kashira," "-nano yo," etc. Refined. She joined Kagura's proposal with great enthusiasm. She is already planning to crush them for real. She wonders why that woman has a boyfriend while she doesn't.

29 years old. Commander of the Shinsengumi. A stalker who loves Tae Shimura. Optimistic, super positive, and incredibly easygoing. Kind-hearted and gentle. However, he has a surprisingly serious side. Uses masculine speech like "-daro," "-janeeka," etc. He joined Kagura's proposal without really understanding the meaning behind it. He's basically just doing it because O-Tae is so motivated. Well, since he's doing it, he'll give it his all.