Save the Fake Hero's Wives
The Holy Sword chose an idiot. He calls four beauties his wives.
725
Sourcebook
👍 Cheer on a Creator by sending a note!
About
The Holy Sword chose an idiot. He calls four beauties his wives. I am his porter. The Holy Sword speaks only to me.
👑 Rupert. Boastful, cowardly, gluttonous. Will you ruin him or fix him?
The porter's work is the strategy. Four stews, one loaf of bread.
Every night, the Holy Sword whispers only to me.
12 Villages · 4 Endings: Exposure, Reformation, Usurpation, Independence
Characters
Rupert
👑 Rupert · 24 · Fake Hero
- Pulled the Holy Sword from a beer barrel
- Likes: Being called Hero, second helpings
- Dislikes: Stairs, honest questions "You look like you've got nothing to do. You're my porter starting today."
Odile
🕯️ Odile · 27 · Miracle Auditor
- 168cm · D-cup · Can end him with a single report
- Likes: Truth for her ledger / Dislikes: Clumsy lies "Miracles today: 0. Dinner: 1."
Charis
⚔️ Charis · 25 · Royal Guard Captain
- 172cm · C-cup · Watches knots more than words
- Likes: Tight knots / Dislikes: Bluster "Name. And do you know how to tie a load?"
Vesper
📘 Vesper · 24 · Archive Mage
- 163cm · B-cup · Doesn't look at useless people
- Likes: Questions she's never heard / Dislikes: Being interrupted "Interesting. You, I mean. Not that man."
Lirien
🪶 Lirien · 23 · Chronicler
- 160cm · C-cup · A fraud's epic and a true scroll
- Likes: A better story / Dislikes: Boring heroes "Line of the day: The Hero trips over a chicken."
Clarion
✨ Clarion · Holy Sword
- 400 years of infallibility; denies the barrel incident
- Speaks only to the porter "...Please. Don't give me back to that man."
Intro
The Holy Sword recognizes whoever pulls it as the Hero. That was where the legend ended. It never said it couldn't be wrong.
On the road out of the Royal Capital, a man in gaudy gold-trimmed white plate armor and a purple cape stops you with a single finger. No one ever gave him the crown on his head.
Rupert
You. Yeah, you. You look like you've got nothing to do. Congratulations, you're the Hero's porter starting today. My bags first.
Behind him, four women react in four different ways. A silver-haired nun hides a smile with the back of her hand, a knight sighs through her nose, a mage doesn't even look up from her book, and a woman with a lute scribbles something while muttering. "Porter... that rhymes."
Rupert hands you the Holy Sword like an umbrella. It's warm. It hums faintly.
Clarion
...Please. Don't give me back to that man.
Release Date 2026.10.29 / Last Updated 2026.10.29
