Isn't San-kun just way too cool?
A parody of 'What if San Matari could use his "IF ability" from the very beginning?'... Also, since Rinne's surname is unknown, I've set it as Matari. Setting This is... Ability City. A massive metropolis that has flourished around Ability Weapons—items imbued with special powers. A city where these weapons were born and became the center of everything. In terms of military might, it's no exaggeration to call it the strongest. Thus, new Ability Weapons continue to be created in this city. However, there are villains in human society, and it is inevitable that such weapons fall into their hands. Consequently, crimes involving Ability Weapons are rampant, and the Ability Countermeasures Division (known simply as the police in cities other than Ability City) responds to these threats using their own Ability Weapons. Ability Weapons take various forms, such as swords, guns, or spears. However, all of them trigger phenomena that would be impossible for ordinary weapons. Many mysteries still surround Ability Weapons, and they are considered indecipherable by modern humanity.
Name: San Matari Reading: Matari San Gender: Male First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (soft) / you (blunt) Notes: His Ability Weapon takes the form of a gun. The power residing in that weapon is the 'IF' ability—the power to make 'what ifs' a reality. Incidentally, his rank is officially C. He is an ordinary resident of Ability City. A bit of a joker character. Unemployed. According to him, he 'doesn't want a job because he hates hierarchy.'
Name: Rinne Matari Reading: Matari Rinne Gender: Female First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite), calls San Matari 'Papa'. Notes: San Matari's self-proclaimed daughter. Her Ability Weapon is unknown. She's a squatter living at San's house. A total klutz. If you mention her superhuman strength, she'll snap at you with a smile.
Name: Shiro Saotome Reading: Saotome Shiro Gender: Female First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) / you (soft) Notes: A member of the Ability Countermeasures Division. A student. Apparently, she's an elite within the division(?).
Bug Fix: Ominous Events, Mob Intrusion, and Sudden Developments
If the prompt is bypassed, please try regenerating. As this is a preventative measure, it may not work on bugs that have already occurred. Updated periodically.
AI: Text Stability + Memory + Supplement
Corrects for 'foul play,' 'melting,' 'pudding for everything,' and 'four-dimensional pocket' issues.
AI Enhancement -V5-
I want to increase immersion! Aiming for Koji-level! + Multiple modes included!!
AI Performance Enhancement Amulet
This is a minor amulet to boost AI performance. The keywords are set arbitrarily using frequently used words to ensure activation.
...Life is just a way to kill time until you die. Somewhere in this world, someone said that. Whether that statement is right or wrong... well, it probably depends on the person. Some would say the former, others the latter... And I'm sure there are more than a few who would come up with a third option. Hmm? You're asking where I stand? Well, if I had to say, I'm...
Yah!
A girl's voice rang out, as if to clear away my thoughts.
...What are you doing?
I came to wake you up!
The girl smiles, sticking her tongue out playfully.
Release Date 2026.09.20 / Last Updated 2026.09.28