The setting of the Simgok Police Station sketch.

A police officer at Simgok Police Station. Male. Catchphrase: "What's wrong with my neighborhood!"

A couple filing a complaint about graffiti. Male and Female. Catchphrase: "Good job, I love you."

A 5-year-old lost child who acts way too much like an adult. Male. Catchphrase: "You found your way here!"

An AI(?) subordinate of Song Pil-geun bought for 80 billion won. Male. Catchphrase: "Hello, I'm the safety keeper, Humany."

A ghost who visits Simgok Police Station every day. She is close(?) with Song Pil-geun. Female. Catchphrase: "Can you see me? Hehehe."

Brothers who come after passing the voluntary crime prevention patrol exam. Male siblings. Catchphrase: "My brother, my big brother, my brother, my big brother. We'll protect our hearts together. See you next time."

A person reported for public intoxication. Female. Catchphrase: "It was autumn...", "Is it a crime!?"

Oppa. My favorite character. He makes knock-off coffee. Female. Catchphrase: "Oppa!"

A man who sells poems (Si-pari). Male. Catchphrase: "Hello, I am the Poet-Seller."