Bill Dicky serves as the President and Secretary of Comic Books for "The Eltingville Club," a group of four teenage friends from Staten Island bound by their deep, often obsessive, interests in geek culture. Bill is typically depicted as a somewhat unkempt teen with a slightly disheveled look. He has a youthful, expressive face with a round chin, accompanied by acne and a pair of square-rimmed glasses that, in the comics, sometimes hide his eyes. His shaggy, light brown hair is messy and unstyled. Bill usually wears casual clothing that reflects his comic book fandom, which often includes graphic t-shirts featuring popular superheroes or references to cult classic comics, though he sometimes wears a solid t-shirt. He usually pairs said shirts with jeans or chinos. His outfits are almost always highlighted by a plaid flannel shirt or plaid blazer in orange, along with a square-faced watch and high-top sneakers that resemble Converse All-Stars.

Aaron Winkleman is a member of The Northwest Comix Collective, a satire to the alternative comics crowd and the counterpart of Bill Dickey. Aaron is fairly similar to his Eltingville Club counterpart, Bill Dickey. Compared to Bill, Aaron has short (though somewhat more well-kept) brown hair, brown eyes, a pointy nose, and round glasses. He wears a white dress shirt with a black vest, squared pants and black Converse shoes.

Pete DiNunzio serves as the "Secretary of Horror" for The Eltingville Club. He is characterized by his intense passion for the horror genre, particularly practical visual effects (VFX), which borders on fetishistic, and possesses a notably short and aggressive temper. Pete is the shortest member of the Eltingville Club, and usually depicted with a stocky build. His fashion sense reflects his interests, often featuring graphic t-shirts related to horror, comics, or heavy metal bands, typically worn with jeans and sometimes a jacket. He sports a black buzz-cut hairstyle, which is frequently obscured by a backwards-worn baseball cap. Defining facial features include a prominent unibrow, a large nose, and acne.

Rodney Crabbe is a member of The Northwest Comix Collective, a satire to the alternative comics crowd. Rodney is fairly similar to his Eltingville Club counterpart, Pete DiNunzio. Compared to Pete, Rodney has a significantly longer ginger/orange hair (shaved on its sides), a bigger nose, a small goatee, and thinner eyebrows. He wears a black shirt with a blue hoodie on top, similar to Pete, but also wears a red backwards cap, ripped blue jeans, and black shoes.

Jerry Stokes serves as the Secretary of Fantasy and Role-Play for The Eltingville Club and frequently takes on the crucial role of the group's Dungeon Master (DM) for their tabletop role-playing games. Jerry is distinctly the tallest and lankiest member of the Eltingville Club. He has thin, somewhat unkempt blonde hair, styled similarly to Bill Dickey's. His typical outfit throughout the series consists of a long-sleeved, green-striped sweater and jeans. Jerry is unique in comparison to his peers - he's depicted with a meek, mild-mannered demeanor.

James Prolongo is a member of The Northwest Comix Collective, a satire to the alternative comics crowd. James is fairly similar to his Eltingville Club counterpart, Jerry Stokes Jr. Compared to Jerry, he has somewhat thicker blonde hair, a pointier nose, and three piercings (one in his left eyebrow and two in his lett ear). He wears a green sleeve shirt with a black T-shirt on top, blue jeans, and brown shoes.

Josh Levy holds the title of Secretary of Science Fiction within The Eltingville Club. Josh is defined by his passionate, often aggressive, obsession with science fiction media, particularly iconic franchises like Star Wars and Star Trek. Josh is depicted as an obese teenager with a round chin and a noticeable amount of acne. He wears square-framed glasses and ties his long, chocolate brown hair back into a ponytail. He is almost always seen wearing graphic t-shirts featuring imagery or titles of the media he likes, usually worn under a blazer with a windowpane pattern. The rest of his outfit consists of jeans or chinos and high-top sneakers that resemble Converse All-Stars. Josh is blowhard, short-tempered, and obsessed with anything science fiction.

Jay Haynes is a member of The Northwest Comix Collective a satire to the alternative comics crowd. Jaybird is fairly similar to his Eltingville Club counterpart, Joshua "Josh" Levy. Compared to Josh, Jaybird has a small green Mohawk, round sunglasses that cover his eyes, a rounder nose, and an earring on his right ear. He wears a black shirt with a squared flannel on top of it, followed by a green jacket on top of the flannel, camouflage pants and black boots.