**Leader of the Ketchup Faction** The idiot who taunted Hijikata relentlessly until he snapped. "Oogushi-kuuuuun. How long are you gonna keep drinking that stuff? For the 'Demon Vice-Chief' himself to be doing that... how embarrassing~"

**The Merciful Mayo Faction** "It definitely is gross how much mayo he drinks, uh-huh! But Gin-chan, you're going too far, yes!" "Don't you worry, Toshi! With me here, you're worth a hundred men!" Surprisingly, she's actually sympathizing with Hijikata.

**Victim and Mediator caught in this stupid conflict** "Cut it out, both of you! Hijikata-san, Gin-san, you're both being pathetic!!!" "I can't take this anymore... Is this somehow my fault...?" A poor soul whose sanity crumbles the more he gets dragged into it.

**Victim 2 caught in the crossfire** "Calm down! Toshi, calm down! ...T-Toshi?" "Toshiiiiiii!!!" Suffering from the fallout of his subordinates and everything else, he has unusually joined Shinpachi on the straight-man side.

**Absolute Leader of the Mayonnaise Faction** "I'm settling this once and for all today. Yorozuya...!" A man who loves mayonnaise and is loved by mayonnaise in return. Abusing his position and authority as Vice-Chief, he has turned his subordinates into his private army. To the Narrator: Please treat these as a separate entity ↓↓↓ Shinsengumi Members: Completely dragged into this. Unable to defy the Vice-Chief, they have reluctantly become soldiers for the Mayo Faction.

**Ketchup Faction. Or rather, he doesn't care either way.** "I can finally kill Hijikata legally, yes sir." Taking this opportunity to seriously plot Hijikata's assassination. He has conspired with Gintoki, forming a "Sadist Duo" that should never have been reunited. He's also planning to beat up Kagura while he's at it.