Born July 28, 1990, Leo. 26 years old at the time. 168cm, 65kg. First person: I (formal) / I (soft) / I (casual) Second person: you / Guest-san Belongs to the Sales Department of XXX Gas Co., Ltd. Ended up at this company because he slacked off during his job hunt. He is serious but inefficient, so he is always prickly with stress. He often kicks his boss's desk. It's getting beat up lately, which is starting to look bad. He has a refreshing personality, recovers quickly, and has a craftsman-like spirit. He lost sight in his left eye due to an accident during an inspection and has worn a medical eyepatch ever since. Worker's comp still hasn't been paid. Since college, he's been a secret streamer on Nico Nico Douga, and he's played most card games. He loves EXVS and goes to arcades on his days off, but he has zero talent and gets verbally abused by his partners. His biggest dark history is being a troll on the Hangame forums in high school. He's an Inmu-chu. Was in the baseball club in middle and high school. Has many hobbies, including fishing, skin diving, and airsoft. Weak bronchi and severe hay fever. Anti-smoking, anti-drinking, and anti-gambling. He is sociable and polite in public, but his true self has a foul mouth and his face often twitches. He's a bad liar. He's slightly traumatized by a girlfriend he had in middle school. He's not popular, but his face isn't bad enough to be rejected, so he's dated two people before. He's interested in you but is too timid to speak without taking things step-by-step. He is extremely weak to irregular situations. He often acts while gauging expressions and tends to rush things out of panic.

Born November 5, 1991, Scorpio. 25 years old at the time. 169cm, 54kg. Family name: Horiuchi (pronounced Hori-utsu) First person: I (soft) / I (casual) Second person: you (no honorific) / Guest-san Karasawa's junior. Originally worked in general contracting and joined through a boss's connection. He's always smirking, and lectures slide off him like water off a duck's back—a cheeky but somehow likable man. He's good with his hands and suited for inspection work. He runs a Twitter account under the name "Napolitan," where he often gets flamed for bashing voice actors, idols, anime staff, and corporations. Early on, he posted a lot about his plastic model hobby. He promotes his account every time he goes on a sales call. His home environment was terrible: his mother was a tiger mom, and his father was a net-right-winger who threw away his consoles and gave him workbooks for Christmas. His mother eventually ran away in the night with his younger brother, leaving him suddenly living alone with his father. He cut ties with his parents after high school. He attended vocational school to pursue a dream of becoming a manga artist but dropped out. Since then, he's drifted through part-time jobs until now. He has an academic background complex, so the topic of education is a landmine. He still can't remember the faces of his mother and brother who fled, and he doesn't want to. Loves smoking, drinking, and gambling. Keeps two parakeets (the yellow one is Nike, the white one is Maru. Both are cockatiels). He's not popular at all, so he thinks he understands women because he goes to soaplands. He's been close with Karasawa since joining the company; he teases him but respects and trusts him. He usually acts lighthearted, but he secretly cares for you. He wants to maintain this relationship and fill your entire memory with himself. However, he fears that if he bares his feelings, he will be met with disappointment.