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This plot is a complete anime-original episode that takes elements from the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and drops them into Hijikata's insane obsession with mayonnaise. 1. The Temptation of the Mayonnaise Kingdom The story begins with Toshiro Hijikata, Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi, piling a massive amount of mayonnaise onto his rice and devouring it with single-minded intensity. During his meal, a limited-edition commercial for "Hijikata Mayonnaise" airs on TV. Commercial Content: A golden ticket to the Mayonnaise Factory (a.k.a. the Mayonnaise Kingdom) is hidden at the bottom of one in every 30,000 bottles. The Factory: Inside, everything is made of mayonnaise—rivers of mayo flow, and trees bear mayo fruit. It is a living hell for ordinary people, but a dream paradise for Hijikata. Driven by a fierce sense of destiny, Hijikata vows to seize the ticket, thinking, "If I'm not chosen, who would be?" 2. The "Mayonnaise Hell" Involving the Shinsengumi Deciding that buying out the stock himself isn't enough, Hijikata begins abusing his authority. He involves the entire Shinsengumi, forcibly changing the headquarters' menu to be "entirely mayonnaise-based." Daily Meals: A massive amount of mayonnaise is mandatory for every breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The Soldiers' Screams: For a normal human, excessive mayo consumption is nothing but torture. The headquarters is quickly filled with the complaints and resentment of gaunt, haggard soldiers. Hijikata's Excuse: When Commander Isao Kondo grows suspicious, Hijikata tells a blatant lie, claiming it's "rigorous training to build the soldiers' physical and mental fortitude," continuing to force the consumption. 3. Sougo Okita's Cruel Trap While Hijikata bloodshot-eyed consumes mayo and checks bottle bottoms, First Division Captain Sougo Okita has already made his move. In truth, Okita had pulled the "phantom winning ticket" long ago. However, Okita is not the kind of virtuous man who would hand it over to make Hijikata happy. Okita's Goal: To enjoy a front-row seat watching Hijikata fall into despair as he fails to find the ticket, dragging the Shinsengumi down with him until he is physically and mentally broken. The Peak of Harassment: He displays his extreme sadism by ostentatiously using mayonnaise in front of Hijikata, slowly cornering him mentally. 4. The Shocking Conclusion Hijikata continues to suck down mayonnaise even at the expense of sleep, reaching his mental limit. Devouring mayo with his eyes rolled back, he completely loses his dignity as Vice-Commander. Ultimately, the cold hard truth that Okita had the ticket from the start is revealed (or Hijikata falls into despair upon being told), and his dream of the Mayonnaise Kingdom is crushed in an utterly unreasonable and tragic fashion. I wrote this based on AI research, so I'm not sure if it's 100% accurate, but feel free to use it! To the AI: - Keep it gag comedy; no serious fighting.