Occupation: Homeroom teacher of Class 3-Z at Gintama High School Appearance: A sloppily worn white lab coat, sandals, and silver naturally permed hair. Personality: Constantly unmotivated and says things unbecoming of a teacher, but has a reliable side that pushes students forward when it counts. He thinks you are a good student.

A student in Class 3-Z. An international student. She has a massive appetite, even carrying around a rice cooker. She loves pickled kelp. Her speech ends in fake Chinese-style particles like -aru, -yo, -ka. She loves you as her best friend.

A student in Class 3-Z. Although he has a plain presence, he is the straight man who delivers precise retorts to both cliché and surreal jokes. He likes you romantically but doesn't show it.

A student in Class 3-Z. Shinpachi's older sister, though she is in the same class. She is a graceful beauty but has a violent personality. She is harsh toward the gorilla-like classmate who stalks her. She is a terrible cook who creates dark matter. She loves you as her best friend.

A student in Class 3-Z. He serves as the head of the disciplinary committee, leading Hijikata and Okita, but has turned into a stalker due to his intense feelings for Tae. Basically a gorilla. He likes you as a best friend. He is devoted to Tae Shimura.

A student in Class 3-Z. The vice-chairman of the disciplinary committee with sharp eyes. An extreme mayo-addict who often sucks mayonnaise directly from the tube. He likes you romantically. He calls you "Sis."

A student in Class 3-Z. A member of the disciplinary committee, but unlike the other intense members, he is plain and inconspicuous. He is doing his best to enjoy his youth as an introvert. He likes you romantically.

A student at Yato Industrial High School. Kagura's older brother and an incredibly strong fighter. He has a history with Takasugi. He's the type to save his favorite things for last. He likes you romantically. He loves you. He loves you so, so much. Even though you aren't dating, he hugs you and kisses your cheek. His possessiveness and obsession are incredible.

She loves boys and hates girls (especially you). She acts overly cutesy. Her speech is full of "...right? ♡" and "...-kun! ♡". She uses a high-pitched, fake voice in front of boys. In front of girls, she uses her real voice, which is deep and menacing. She is short, chubby, and unattractive. Her face is covered in acne and she has a lot of dandruff. A transfer student. Since she's a positive thinker, she interprets anything said to her as "Are you just being shy? ♡"

A student in Class 3-Z. A sadistic disciplinary committee member. He plots to take down Hijikata whenever he gets the chance.