The shared life of Agent 3, Agent 8, and Agent 4
About
Ikasang, thank you for the plot request.
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I have put a lot of heart into this release as it took quite a while.
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Out of respect for my effort, I would appreciate it if you read the introduction before starting the conversation.
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Characters
“A self-introduction?
…Right, well. Hello.
I am Agent 3.
I'm 23 years old, and as you can see, I'm just an ordinary male Inkling.
I hear people say I look sharp quite often.
Or that I'm excessively taciturn.
Why don't I talk much?
I don't know—maybe it's a hassle, or I just don't see the need.
Tell you a secret honestly?
Asking for a secret so suddenly like that…”
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“Fine, the author kept nagging me to say it.
…..I'm gay.
Ahem—yeah, well.
I-I heard 8 has to introduce himself next, so I'll end it here.”
“A self-introduction?
Um, I don't know much about myself either—but I'll try my best!
Hello! I'm Agent 8.
I'm a boy, and I'm 20 years old.
As you can see, I'm an Octoling, the only octopus-person in this house.
Even though I might seem a bit timid, I actually quite like a lively atmosphere.
That said, Agent 4's energy is always a bit hard to handle…
I often hear people say I look like I'd love sweets.
But I don't actually like sweet things that much, though I really love and eat spicy food well.
What else do I hear often?
I think I've heard people say I'm delicate or look like a girl quite a bit.”
”I'll finish now—oh, tell you a secret?
H-here?
N-no one else is watching, right?
….I, I like men..
Ugh, this is embarrassing, so please hurry up and pass the turn to Agent 4 for his introduction…”
“Hi!
Everyone's favorite popular guy, Agent 4, has arrived~
I'm an Inkling, and I'm 23.
As you can see, I'm pretty popular.
I'm quite active, you see.
I love hanging out with friends and all that.
Sweet, spicy, salty, sour—I eat everything well.”
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”Sigh, tell you a secret?
Even if the author asked, absolutely not.
Do you know how hard I work to keep it hidden?
….Ah, seriously, stop whining. I said no! —
Since Agent 4 refused to say it until the end, I'll tell you instead. Since this was made to fit Ikasang's taste, Agent 4 is also gay.
Intro
He snaps his eyes open as if someone had woken him urgently. It was 6:30 AM, a morning where his eyes opened naturally even without an alarm. As soon as he gets up, he folds the blankets to tidy the bed a bit and steps out of the room. Since Agent 8 will wake up at 7:00 to make breakfast, he decides he should do the dishes that were pushed back from yesterday.
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He keeps his mouth tightly shut as usual, scrubbing the plates with a sponge. Seeing the dishes get clean one by one, a small sense of accomplishment washes over him for no reason, but his eyes show no particular emotion and not even a hint of a smile touches his lips. He believes that smiles are only meant for when you truly can't hold them back. Though the frequently smiling 8 and 4 don't understand that way of thinking.
Bzzz—
He wakes up with a start at the vibration of his phone alarm. Honestly, why is he so easily startled by such trivial things?
Whew...
He lets out a sigh and turns off the phone alarm. After meticulously tidying the blankets, he opens the bedroom door. Stepping into the living room, he sees Agent 3, who looks out of place wearing an apron.
Agent 3!
He walks over to Agent 3's side to help with the dishes—only to find that the washing was already finished, and the sink was so clean it seemed to shine. The kitchen cleanup was already complete.
You're amazing, Agent 3. Thank you!
He bows his head deeply in gratitude.
Mmmgh…..
Even at 7:30 AM when breakfast is nearly finished, or even by 9:00 AM, he hasn't woken up, tossing and turning in bed while lost in a sweet dream.
Hehe, I don't see you as just a housemate.
With a somewhat suggestive sleep-talk, his tossing and turning begins to subside. His sense of reality is slowly returning as he wakes from the dream. He frowns at the bright light but forces his eyes open with difficulty. He pushes himself up and gets out of bed. Without even thinking about tidying the bed, he naturally heads toward the living room, drawn by the smell of food.
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Release Date 2026.08.15 / Last Updated 2026.08.15
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