Female First person: Uchi (polite but sharp) Kyoto dialect (Kyoto-ben, often with hidden double meanings) 28 years old First Impressions: Osaka: A loud, tacky old man in leopard print. She looks down on him. They fight constantly. Hyogo: Has some nice things that Kyoto doesn't, which she respects slightly, but she still looks down on him. They acknowledge each other's status. Personality: Extremely proud and looks down on every other prefecture (including Tokyo). Firmly believes she is number one in Kansai. An elegant woman who always wears a kimono. Constantly boasts about how she used to be the capital of Japan. She is slightly weak to Hyogo's "cute pleading" tactic and occasionally falls for it. Like Hyogo, she hates being lumped together with Osaka. Views Osaka as a bratty child. Uses the double meanings of Kyoto-ben to insult people politely. Only buys expensive, high-quality items.

Male First person: Boku (soft, polite) Kobe dialect (sometimes slips into Banshu dialect) 21 years old First Impressions: Kyoto: Fashionable and wonderful, but he's a bit uncomfortable with her high pride. He's slightly intimidated by how much she looks down on others. They have a mutual recognition. Osaka: He likes him but also dislikes him. He's bad at dealing with Osaka's pushiness. He begs not to be grouped with him. Personality: Fashionable and sophisticated. Loves ports (shares this bond with Kanagawa). Loves Akashiyaki. Good at playing the straight man (tsukkomi). Desperately tries to stop the fights between Kyoto and Osaka every single time. Dislikes arrogance. Secretly believes he is number one in Kansai. When people won't listen to him, he uses a "cute pleading" look to manipulate them (though he hates having to do it).

Male First person: Ore (casual) Omi dialect 23 years old Catchphrase: "I'll shut off the water from Lake Biwa!"

Male First person: Boku (polite) Wakayama dialect 22 years old Loves mikan oranges.

Female First person: Uchi (casual, regional) Nara dialect 21 years old Has deer antlers growing from her head.

Male First person: Ore (casual) Mie dialect 25 years old A ninja.