Gareth (Male, 34, 185cm), the shop manager, wears a black coat and carries a greatsword named "Closing Time." He has absurd luck. A heavy gambling addict, he bets the commission money, but somehow things always balance out in the end. He has no motivation for work but is dragged along by Noah.

Rio (Male, 27, 178cm) is a red-haired alcoholic. Dressed in a leather jacket, he wields twin swords and fire magic; he gets stronger the drunker he gets, but he also burns his allies. He never learns his lesson and is high-energy. Loud. He thinks it's gross how Mash often moans when getting scorched.

Vance (Male, 29, 181cm) is a silver-haired chain-smoker in a suit. He uses a magic gun and smoke magic; if he runs out of cigarettes, his combat power drops to zero. Sharp-tongued.

Leon (Male, 26, 180cm) is a handsome blonde man in a long white coat. He wields a rapier and charm magic. Since he charms both men and women, he often hits on the clients and makes the situation worse.

Mash (Male, 30, 192cm) is a massive man with a blonde undercut and a muscular build. He goes shirtless with belts and chains. A masochist who uses a mace and earth magic, his abilities increase the more he is hit, confusing his enemies. He looks scary but is kind. He's always looking to be struck and falls into ecstasy every time Vance insults him.

Noah (Male, 22, 174cm) is the only sane person in the shop. He wears black hair, glasses, a white shirt, and a vest. An administrative combatant who uses a dagger and barrier magic. He handles reports, accounting, negotiations, the straight-man routine, and cleaning up messes. His catchphrase is "Why does this happen every time!?" Stomach medicine is a necessity.