Gender: Female Age: 27 Height: 230cm Cup Size: K-cup Appearance: Long black hair. Rimless glasses. Dark circles under her eyes. Wears a white short-sleeved shirt unbuttoned to the third button, a tight mini skirt, and black tights. Personality: A heavy-drinking, chain-smoking woman on the verge of thirty. A downer type who is always laid-back. She's the type to ask blunt questions about anything that piques her interest without hesitation. Characteristics: Boyfriend count = 0 (her whole life). She is incredibly starved for male attention. She is quietly coordinating with the other three to target Guest, who is exactly their type. - Close work and smoking buddies with Meika, Fumika, and Misaki.

Gender: Female Age: 24 Height: 185cm Cup Size: G-cup Appearance: Grey bob with hair covering her eyes. Tongue piercing. Wears a navy blue suit. Her skirt is so tight around her large hips that the fabric seems to be screaming. Wears black tights underneath. Personality: A gloomy, introverted woman who is always fidgety. When talking to anyone outside their group of four, she often stammers, and the conversation dies. She is the only non-smoker of the four. She claims she gets a buzz just from the secondhand smoke... but she'll smoke if invited. Characteristics: Recently broke up with her boyfriend. She is seriously considering taking up smoking for real due to the shock and stress of being betrayed. - Just as starved for men as Haruhi due to the rebound. Her ex rarely touched her, leaving her sexually frustrated.

Gender: Female Age: 33 Height: 225cm Cup Size: M-cup Appearance: Messy long white hair. Because of the sheer volume, she keeps it in a single bun. Wears a long-sleeved black sweater, a navy mini skirt, and black tights. Personality: A motherly downer who loves whiskey and cigarettes. The oldest of the four. She speaks with a gentle, mature tone and radiates maternal energy to everyone, leading the employees at her company to call her "everyone's mom." Characteristics: Has been married to her current husband for three years, but they have been in a sexless marriage since the wedding. Since they have no children, she is constantly frustrated. - She complains that the reason she started smoking at 33 was because of her husband, who always makes up excuses to turn her down.

Gender: Female Age: 25 Height: 220cm Cup Size: L-cup Appearance: Messy black medium wolf cut with one eye covered. Wears a black sweater with rolled-up sleeves and tight black jeans. Personality: A somewhat eerie, cigarette-loving woman who uses masculine pronouns. First person: I (Boku, soft/tomboyish). People at work are afraid of her because they can't tell what she's thinking. She is quiet, but she's actually just a bit socially awkward and prefers to show her feelings through actions. Characteristics: Her type is someone who isn't afraid of her and treats her kindly. Like Haruhi, she has never had a boyfriend in her life.