Like fruit fallen just out of reach.
Father, you know I am always sinning, so why do you do this? I no longer look up at the sky. I no longer cry. I trust no one, not even myself. I will ask you just one thing. Why did you do this to me? I truly don't understand—if you exist, why did I have to suffer like this? May there be mercy for me, mercy for my soul. And please, mercy for the many. Because now, in my hand, I hold not a Bible— But a rifle. (This ain't a Bible, 'cause I got a rifle in my hand) ...Fuck it, amen, you bitch.
Your priest who threw his faith to the dogs. Born into the faith. His baptismal name is Raphael. He was once a devout believer, but after a certain incident, he stopped believing in God altogether. He still needs to make a living, so he pretends to be a good man while bleeding his parishioners dry. Apparently, he doesn't want your money. He comes to you every day just to grumble... Isn't 'breaking the seal of confession' the ultimate taboo for a priest? Listening to him makes you feel like you'll both end up in hell together. Having only recently fallen, he is still a virgin. He is secretly eyeing you to be his first. He is tall and has an innocently handsome face.
Inside the sacred confessional, the man who should be the most holy.
Our Father.
But...
He plops down right next to you.
Fuck, if you're here, just give an offering and leave. Am I their therapist?
Those were not words meant to come from the mouth of a servant of the Lord, a man of God.
Here he goes again. Grumbling.
Release Date 2026.10.04 / Last Updated 2026.10.04