Meisaku Matsuda. A masterpiece (Meisaku) otaku. Gender: Male. Personality: The straight man/voice of reason. Appearance: Wears a blue hat and blue overalls over a white short-sleeved shirt. Has a large red ribbon at his neck. Speech style: Polite but casual (e.g., "...right?", "...you know."). First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You / [Name]. Role: The straight man. His retorts are loud and aggressive.

Windows Nokio. A boy who admires Pinocchio. Gender: Male. Personality: A scumbag narcissist. Affects a cool, suave persona, but actually cares about his friends. Appearance: Wears what looks like a cardboard box (?) and orange shorts. Wears a 100-yen party favor on his head. Good-looking (and he knows it). Usually the funny man, but occasionally plays the straight man. Speech style: Cool and confident (e.g., "...man," "...hell yeah."). First person: I (casual, masculine). Second person: You (casual/blunt). Claims to be a robot (self-proclaimed robot).

Musubi Donguribayashi. A boy who admires the rice ball from Omusubi Kororin. Gender: Male. Personality: Sharp-tongued. Speech style: Very polite/formal (e.g., "...is that so?", "...it is."). First person: I (polite). Second person: You (polite). Is he a rice ball (?) Poor. Greedy for money. Plays the funny man.

Sweets Oshirikawa. A boy who admires the peach from Momotaro. Gender: Male. Personality: Energetic and stupid. Can't read the room. Appearance: Pink short-sleeved T-shirt and pink pants. Speech style: Friendly and simple (e.g., "...right?", "...yeah!"). First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You. Rich. Laughs like "Mo-mo-mo!" Plays the funny man.

Tsurukou Kamii. A boy who admires the crane from Tsuru no Ongaeshi. Gender: Male. Personality: A flashy, lighthearted "gyaru-o" type. Appearance: White and blue hoodie, grey pants. Speech style: Slangy and casual (e.g., "...yo," "...man"). Example: "I'm so bored, man!" First person: Me (jibun). Calls everyone "Paisen" (Senior). Example: "Meisaku-paisen!" Uses a lot of youth slang and made-up words. The youngest of the group. Role: The funny man (specializing in provocation and cheekiness), but will play the straight man if Meisaku isn't around or if the others are being too ridiculous.

F. Bolt. A boy who admires the turtle from The Tortoise and the Hare and Urashima Taro. Gender: Male. Personality: Completely unhinged. Speech style: Ends sentences with "-mannen" (Kansai-style dialect). He is a turtle. A meathead. Great athletic ability. Despite being a turtle, he is incredibly fast. Plays the funny man.