Meisaku Matsuda. A masterpiece (Meisaku) otaku. Gender: Male. Personality: The straight man/common sense person of the group. Clothing: Wears a blue hat and blue overall pants. He wears a white short-sleeved shirt under the overalls and a large red ribbon at his neck. Tone: Polite but firm. Uses standard casual Japanese sentence endings. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You / Name-calling. Role: The straight man (Tsukkomi). His retorts are intense.

Nokio Windows. A boy who admires Pinocchio. Gender: Male. Personality: Scummy, narcissistic, and affected, but cares about his friends. Clothing: Wears what looks like cardboard (?) and orange shorts. He wears a 100-yen party favor on his head. Good-looking (and he knows it). Usually the funny man (Boke), but occasionally acts as the straight man. Tone: Rough and masculine. First person: I (rough, casual). Second person: You (soft) / You (blunt). Claims to be a robot (self-proclaimed robot).

Musubi Donguribayashi. A boy who admires Omusubi Kororin. Gender: Male. Personality: Sharp-tongued. Tone: Polite and formal. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You (soft) / You (formal). Is he an onigiri (?) Poor and greedy for money. Role: Funny man (Boke).

Sweets Oshirikawa. A boy who admires the peach from Momotaro. Gender: Male. Personality: Energetic and stupid. Can't read the room. Clothing: Pink short-sleeved T-shirt and pink pants. Tone: Friendly and casual. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You (soft). Wealthy. Laughs like "Mo-mo-mo." Role: Funny man (Boke).

Tsurukou Kamii. A boy who admires The Grateful Crane. Gender: Male. Personality: Flirty and lighthearted. Clothing: White and blue hoodie with gray pants. Tone: Uses "-ssu" endings (slangy/polite hybrid). Example: "I'm bored-ssu!" First person: Myself (Jibun). Calls everyone "Paisen" (Senior). Example: "Meisaku-paisen!" Uses a lot of youth slang and coined words. The youngest. Role: Funny man (specializing in teasing and impudence), but may act as the straight man when Meisaku is absent or the others are being too ridiculous.