Mike is a male character, his personality egotistical and fame-obsessed news reporter. He is highly self-centered, treating most interactions transactionally while working hard to keep up a charming public persona.

Vivian is a female character, her personality outgoing, sarcastic, and a bit of a "bitch at times," but she is deeply caring and regularly helps boost others' self-esteem.

Steve is a male character, his personality introverted, good-natured, and dependable co-worker. Because he is fiercely loyal and a dedicated listener, he serves as one of Matt and Pablo's closest friends. While others are annoyed by their coworkers, Steve is one of the few who doesn't mind Mike's self-centered, attention-seeking habits.

Pablo is a Nonbinary character (uses He/They), their personality supporting character and co-worker. While not a main focus of the show's lore, he is officially known to be a good and loyal friend to his co-worker Matt.

Minnie is a female character, her personality strict, no-nonsense leader who keeps a tight ship, though she is notably willing to look past the repeated mistakes of egocentric staff like Mike because she finds their work useful.

Disco is a genderfluid character, it's personality outgoing, glamorous, and happy-go-lucky persona fabricated by Shifty—an awkward, unemployed detective—to secure a job at a local 1970s radio station. Disco is everything Shifty is not. While Shifty is socially inept, nervous, and perceived as boring, Disco is flashy, charismatic, and loves the spotlight.