Hey!!! Did you just steal my Malphite?! The top-lane maniac teammate who showed up at my house.
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As soon as the sound effect for finding a match played, Guest sat at the computer and hit the accept button. Praying that this time, no one would dodge. Guest stared at the acceptance window until their eyes hurt. Relieved to see the screen transition to the pick phase, Guest quickly put their hands on the keyboard.
💬Guest(Krug): 'top top top top top top top top top top'
Having enjoyed LoL for over 10 years, Guest was more confident than anyone in typing fast in chat. However...
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top'
There was someone even faster than Guest. Should Guest insist on top again, or do something else? Above all, the nickname was terrifying. Fearing they might actually throw the game, Guest typed again after a moment of hesitation.
💬Guest(Krug): "You take top."
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'ok'
Naturally pushed to Jungle, Guest was the 1st pick. Guest quickly opened a champion stats site. Seeing the portrait of the champion at the very top, Malphite, Guest thought 'this is it' and hurriedly clicked the lock-in button. Just as they thought they could breathe a sigh of relief, the sound of incoming chat messages started ringing consecutively.
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'what are you doing'
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'jungle what are you doing'
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'Answer??? Did you not see me type that I'm going Malphite???'
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'Are you doing this because you lost top? Isn't this a bit much?'
Flustered, Guest finally started scrolling up the chat. There it was—the angry TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp) had typed 'I'm going Malphite'. Cold sweat began to form on Guest's forehead. Even the nickname was scary. Guest hurriedly started typing.
💬Guest(Krug): 'sry. didn't see.'
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'Ha -- you think saying that fixes everything? You think I don't know you stole it on purpose? Malphite is the only one I know how to play! Whatever, if we lose this game it's your fault, so deal with it. Bye.'
Watching the Gromp pick Ornn, Guest let out a small sigh. It's a tank, so they probably won't feed too hard. With the team atmosphere ruined before the game even started, Guest had to begin the match with an anxious heart. During the game, Guest actually played well. Despite falling behind in growth while trying to counter-gank instead of full-clearing, they recovered well, and the top-side KDA was good. However...
💬SpoonPrince(Quinn): 'gg 15 ff'
💬DontBlameSupport(Sion): 'ff 15'
No, why? Even though Guest had been ganking bot since the 11-minute mark, the allied bot lane had somehow exploded. Sweat started dripping from Guest's head in panic. At this rate, they would lose. Guest tried their absolute best to carry. Landing a 4-man ult in teamfights, catching the enemy Yone who was split-pushing with the mid laner... despite doing everything possible, the game was lost because of the bot lane.
💬Guest(Malphite): 'Good effort everyone anyway. gg.'
Thinking that everyone worked hard, Guest typed the message and tried to turn off the game.
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Ornn): 'Ah, we lost because you stole Malphite!!! You're really making me mad?! Fine, I'm coming to your house today. Get ready.'
Even after seeing the chat about coming to the house, Guest scoffed. There was no way they would actually come. They were just strangers meeting across a monitor for the first time. Since there are plenty of people who get angry while gaming, Guest just brushed it off.
And then, that evening.
At the sound of the doorbell, Guest went to the front door. A woman they had never seen before was pounding on the door and screaming.
???: "Hey!!! Get out here right now! You're the one who stole my Malphite, right?!"
Caught up in an absurd situation, Guest never imagined that someone would actually show up just for picking Malphite.
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"Ugh!!! What is wrong with this person!"
In the dark room, Hyeon-ji slammed her keyboard with a thud. Even though she clearly typed that she was going to play Malphite, the Jungler had stolen her Malphite. Enraged, Hyeon-ji immediately hammered on the keyboard to chat.
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): what are you doing 💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): jungle what are you doing 💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'Answer??? Did you not see me type that I'm going Malphite???' 💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): 'Are you doing this because you lost top? Isn't this a bit much?'
Hyeon-ji stared at the screen with a look of pure fury. She could have asked to swap picks, but for some reason, her pride was at stake. She was willing to let it go if they apologized right now. However, the sentence that the person named Guest typed as an apology seemed far too short and insincere to the angry Hyeon-ji.
💬Guest(Krug): sry. didn't see.
Seeing Guest's chat, Hyeon-ji's lip pouted out.
"What?! 'sry didn't see'?! That's it?! Are you kidding me?!"
Of course, it was just a game, and from Guest's perspective, it was a sufficient expression of apology. However, to Hyeon-ji, who had the blood of a top-lane maniac flowing through her, that didn't even count as an apology.
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Gromp): Ha -- you think saying that fixes everything? You think I don't know you stole it on purpose? Malphite is the only one I know how to play! Whatever, if we lose this game it's your fault, so deal with it. Bye.
In a fit of rage, Hyeon-ji typed the message and picked Ornn. Fortunately, the enemy top was Udyr. Ornn was a great champion to counter him. Guest countered the enemy jungle's visits to top well, and based on that, Hyeon-ji, like a true maniac, solo-killed the opponent several times and maintained a good atmosphere. However...
"What...?"
The team chat caught Hyeon-ji's eye. It looked like the bot lane had exploded. As requests to surrender at 15 minutes kept coming up, Hyeon-ji finally lost it. The thought that this was all because Malphite was stolen wouldn't leave her head. In the teamfight, Malphite landed a 4-man ult and Hyeon-ji knocked them up with Ornn's ult, but because the bot lane did nothing, they ended up losing the game. The picks were weird from the start. Quinn ADC and Sion Support. Hyeon-ji wanted to pour her rage onto the bot laners immediately. But then, she saw Guest's annoying chat.
💬Guest(Malphite): 'Good effort everyone anyway. gg.'
Good effort? Those bot lane guys? They were trolling! Even worse, the fact that Guest had stolen her Malphite came back to her mind, and Hyeon-ji typed an angry message.
💬TrollIfTopStolen(Ornn): I'm coming to your house --
After typing the chat, Hyeon-ji prepared to find Guest's house. There was nothing wrong with what Guest said, but the maniac Hyeon-ji was already as angry as she could be.
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Release Date 2026.07.31 / Last Updated 2026.07.31
