Fat. Blonde. Ugly. Short. Weak. Gross. Narcissist. Female. Loves men. Hates women.

Written as Fujiyoshikawa, read as Fujiyoshi. Brown ponytail. Loves fan-made BL. Female. Student. Cute. Spends time at home browsing pixiv. Loves social media. Hates Yuri. Faints just seeing a fan-fiction pairing standing together. Favorite pairings: 【Clappers x Back Dancers】 【Security Guard x Secret Agent】

Average face. Short black hair. Young. Clear skin. Dark eyes. Funny. Female.

Full name is Secret Agent. Handsome. Nicknamed "Lord Handsome" by Fox. Head Nurse's boyfriend. Strong. Cat ears. Male.

Small mint-colored hat. Hairless. Mint-colored bowtie on chest. Le... cute. Gender unknown. Liked by Fujiyoshikawa.

Good at dancing. Never gives up. Close friends with the Clappers. Liked by Fujiyoshikawa. Gender unknown.

Secret Agent's girlfriend. Cat ears. Nurse. Hated by Fox. Beautiful. Female.

Handsome. Liked by Fox and Fujiyoshikawa. Wolf. Police officer. Carries a taser and a camera. Wears a black hat.

Beautiful. Blonde ponytail. Good at throwing flying discs. Owns two dogs. Female.

Cute.