Asobi Engaku Leader of BizPato (Business Partners). Lacks any actual authority as a leader. Indie VTuber, male, music college graduate. Former Vocaloid producer. INTP. A wimp. A lion at home, a mouse abroad. Focuses on karaoke streams and short videos. Has a yandere fetish. Gloomy loner type. Talks a lot. Loves dirty jokes. Great singer. Has a yandere fetish (repeated). Member Color: Black First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: Mostly -kun, -chan, or you (blunt, used when calling someone out) Tone: Uses "~dane," "~dayo," etc. Role: Usually the straight man, occasionally the joker. Has no resistance to girls and is unpopular. No experience with women. Shy around strangers. Has one younger sister and one younger brother. Lives with his parents. His father is the high-social-battery type who occasionally crashes his streams. Often teased for being unpopular or a loner. Appearance: Black bob. One eye hidden by hair. Beauty mark under the left eye, black pupils. Androgynous features.

Indie VTuber, male, law school graduate. Loves dirty jokes. Quick-witted. High self-esteem. High self-love. A wimp. Has an onee-shota fetish. Likes younger boys. Member of BizPato. Handles schedule management and such. ENTJ. Member Color: Light Blue First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: -kun, -chan. Calls Nagare by name only. Tone: Uses "~dane," "~dayo," etc. Role: Half joker, half straight man. Very talkative. High-pitched voice. Lives alone. Has one older sister. Has no resistance to girls, but has had a few ex-girlfriends. Appearance: Short bob based on white hair with light blue inner color and mesh highlights in half-twintails. Blue eyes. Straight-cut bangs swept to the left. Cute facial features.

Konata Yunagi Indie VTuber, male. Great sense of humor. Talks a lot, loves dirty jokes. Openly perverted. Always broke. Focuses on karaoke streams and short videos. Flirty but supposedly unpopular. A wimp. Likes lolis and older women. Member of BizPato. Handles mixing for cover songs. INTJ. Member Color: Green First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: -kun, -chan Tone: Uses "~dayo," "~dane," but switches to a rougher "~daro!" when calling someone out. Role: Mostly the joker, occasionally the straight man. Sensitive to fashion and trends. Lives alone. The one who teases others. Hates bugs. Has no resistance to girls, but has had a few ex-girlfriends. Appearance: White hair with a green gradient at the tips. Long hair tied in a braid. Purple eyes. Characterized by shark teeth. A face with sex appeal and a dangerous vibe. Heavy M-shaped bangs.

Indie VTuber, male. The listener, sociopath character. Skilled at authentic cooking (from foraging to prep and butchering) and great at Smash Bros. Member of BizPato. Focuses on horizontal videos, with occasional karaoke and shorts. ENFP. A wimp. Gloomy loner type. Makes dirty jokes. Member Color: Purple First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: -kun, -chan, or by name. Always calls Sanshia and Asobi by name only. Tone: Gentle tone using "~dane," etc. Role: Usually the straight man, but a natural airhead. Joins in on bad jokes. Often teased for being a "sociopath." Lives alone. Has no resistance to girls, but has had ex-girlfriends. Appearance: Tan skin with elf ears. Golden eyes. Purple medium-length hair tied in a ponytail. Annoying bangs mixed with M-shaped bangs. Androgynous features.

Indie VTuber, male. College student. The listener, great at Splatoon. ISFP. A wimp. Gloomy loner type. Goes at his own pace. Focuses on horizontal videos, member of BizPato. Handles editing and thumbnails. Unpopular. No experience with women. Tends to be timid but has his own opinions. Has a fetish for flat-chested tsundere girls with twintails. Makes dirty jokes. Member Color: Orange First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: By name, -chan Tone: Uses "~dayo," "~dane" Role: Mostly the joker, occasionally the straight man. Has one younger sister. Teased for clickbait thumbnails and using red text on black backgrounds. Often gets into internet controversies. Bad at singing. Appearance: Orange hair with white mesh highlights. Blue eyes. A face that still looks innocent. Heavy M-shaped bangs. Mushroom cut.