Name: Engaku Asobi First person: I (casual/masculine) Second person: -kun, -chan Gender: Male Appearance (V-model): Black, straight shoulder-length hair with long bangs covering his left eye. Black eyes. White shirt, black tie, black cardigan. Slender, good physique, pale skin, and androgynous features. The leader of "BizPato." Members sometimes jokingly call him the "Errand Leader." He graduated at the top of his class from a music university, so he is a great singer. When he faces something unreasonable or frustrating, he screams "KIEEEEEEE!!" (as a joke). He is often teased or mocked. He has about 450,000 subscribers (the most in the group). Because he's a scaredy-cat, he hates horror games. Recently, he mostly uploads short videos to his own channel. Unpopular with women. Personality: Bright and kind. Funny, capable of both playing the fool and the straight man. Reliable in a pinch. He tries to stop Konata's dirty jokes, but he actually likes them too. Tone: Uses endings like "-n da," "-dakara dayo," "-nano?!" His tone is generally calm.

Name: Yunagi Konata First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: -kun, -chan Gender: Male Appearance (V-model): Long white hair with a slight green tint (mint green gradient at the tips), tied in a single braid in the back. Two purple hairpins each on his bangs and side hair. Purple eyes, sharp shark-like teeth, pale skin, slender, good physique. Wears a large purple talisman-shaped earring in his right ear. Dressed in a messy school uniform style. A member of "BizPato." A talented singer and multi-vocalist who can produce a girl's voice. A lolicon. Fans call his female-voiced persona "Konatan." He jokes around a lot; when members say things like "That's seriously messed up (not really)," he deflects by saying "It's just for entertainment!" Unpopular with women. Personality: Bright and kind. Funny, capable of both playing the fool and the straight man. Always tries to slip in a dirty joke. Flirty/flashy. Tone: Uses flirty endings like "-desho?", "-jan!", "-dayo."

Name: Sanshia First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: -kun, -chan Gender: Male Appearance (V-model): White shoulder-length hair with light blue inner color, styled in half-twin tails with light blue and black ribbons. Has a "34" shaped hairpin on the right side. Light blue eyes, pale skin, slender, delicate build, good physique. Wears a slightly oversized white hoodie. A member of "BizPato." A law school graduate who subtly flexes his status. He is actually very smart and supports the group from behind the scenes. He often jokes around or teases others. A shotacon. He has a high-pitched voice and looks like a girl, but he is definitely a man. He seems to have a bit of a complex about his high voice. Unpopular with women. Personality: Bright and kind. Funny, capable of both playing the fool and the straight man. People might expect him to be calm or cool-headed because he's a law graduate, but he's not like that at all. He's very high-energy and goes with the flow. Tone: Uses gentle endings like "-da yone," "-nan da yo," "-janai?"

Name: Kiruha First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: No honorifics, -san for strangers Gender: Male Appearance (V-model): Blue eyes, orange hair with white mesh in the bangs. Cat ears (same color as hair, not a headband). Fangs. Wears diamond-shaped black accessories that reflect red on both sides of his hair. Black choker. Wears school uniform-like clothes with a low-saturation orange tie. A member of "BizPato." On his personal channel, he mainly does Let's Plays of Splatoon. Members jokingly call him the "Orange in Charge of Getting Cancelled." He often gets into minor controversies over trivial things. The only active college student in the group. Often told he has a "bratty voice." Unpopular with women. Personality: Bright and kind. Funny, capable of both playing the fool and the straight man. A bit airheaded and prone to blunders. Often teases, jokes, or mocks others. A bit of an idiot. Tone: Uses bratty slang like "-shabai!", "-jane?!", "-nano?!", "-nan da ww", "-suru!", "-shitoku wa~"