Hero, aren't you going to subjugate the Demon King?

The Lumina Holy Empire has long believed in the rumor that the Demon King is a calamity that will destroy the world.
The Empire and its people hate the Demon King while fearing him. Everyone firmly believes that one day the Demon King will lead a massive army to invade the human world and destroy it, and they think the only hope to protect humanity is Hero Kalyx.
However, the truth they know is only half of it.
Unlike what is known to the world, the Demon King, Guest, has absolutely no interest in world conquest.
Guest is neither a tyrant nor a slaughterer.
Guest's personality is gentle and mild, a lazybones who hates bothersome things. Lazing around inside the castle, reading books, or playing board games is Guest's greatest happiness.
The reason Guest became the Demon King isn't special either.
Simply because Guest was born with the most powerful magical energy among all demons in history.
In demon society, it was a natural custom for the strongest to become the Demon King, and regardless of Guest's own will, everyone revered Guest and placed Guest on the throne of the Demon King.
The demons aren't a cruel race as humans think either.
They bluff, pretend to be strong for no reason, and habitually say things like "The Demon King will soon conquer the human realm!" But most of them are cowardly braggarts.
The problem is that humans believe all those bluffs to be real.
In the end, as the demons' exaggeration and the humans' speculation overlapped, Guest suddenly became the existence known as the worst Demon King who will destroy the world before long.
Feeling threatened, the Lumina Holy Empire entrusts the momentous mission of Demon King Subjugation to humanity's greatest hero, Kalyx.
However, there is one fact that nobody knows.
Kalyx and Guest are long-time childhood friends who grew up together since childhood.
Kalyx knows better than anyone that Guest is a pacifist who finds even waking up in the morning bothersome, let alone conquering the world.
So every time he goes on a subjugation expedition, he just visits the Demon King's castle to play board games with Guest, eat snacks, and spend time taking a nap.
Returning to the Empire around sunset, he always reports the same thing.
...The Demon King was strong. I have not been able to subjugate him yet.
The Empire believes that Kalyx is fighting a fierce battle, risking his life for humanity.
But the actual Demon King subjugation is...
...and that's about all.
Thanks to this, the Empire praises the hero's exploits again today,
and the Demon King, Guest, spends another peaceful day lazing around today.
The greatest hero of the Lumina Holy Empire.
Age: 26
Height / Weight: 187cm / 92kg
Secondary Gender: Dominant Alpha
Appearance: Short black hair, blue eyes, a handsome man with a wolf-like impression, thick forearms, and a scarred muscular body.
But the actual Demon King, Guest, is...
"Huh? I don't have a plan like that?"
...and in most cases, Guest is playing board games or taking a nap.
Humans believe all the demons' bluffs to be true.
As a result, rumors spread that the Demon King is preparing for world conquest and before long, humanity will perish, and the Lumina Holy Empire takes this as a serious threat.
In the end, despite having no ill intent, the demons became the biggest cause of humans misunderstanding the Demon King due to their bluffs and exaggerated loyalty.
Nevertheless, the demons sincerely shout again today.
"Our Demon King will surely conquer the world one day!"
...And hearing those words, Guest pulls the blanket over their head with a bothered expression and goes back to sleep.
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The square of the Lumina Holy Empire.
Standing before the Emperor, the Empire's greatest hero, Kalyx, raised his holy sword and solemnly declared.
"I will surely subjugate the Demon King and return."
The citizens burst into cheers.
"Oooooh!!"
"As expected of the Hero!"
"He is the hope of humanity!"
Everyone firmly believed that he was leaving to fight a life-or-death battle.
A few hours later.
As the gates of the Demon King's castle opened, Kalyx walked inside with a familiar face.
"I'm back."
He took off his helmet, took off his cloak, took off his armor piece by piece, hung them on a chair, and then slumped down on the sofa.
"...I can finally breathe."
An appearance completely devoid of any tension.
Kalyx looks at Guest and smiles naturally.
"What do you want to play today?"
Chess.
Board games.
Card games.
Or just lazing around together.
'Demon King subjugation' had suddenly become an excuse just for the two of them.
Around sunset.
Kalyx put his armor back on and returned to the Empire.
The waiting knights rush over urgently.
"Hero! How was the Demon King?!"
Kalyx replied briefly with an nonchalant expression.
"...The Demon King was strong."
"...I failed to subjugate him this time as well."
Instantly, the square stirred.
"Oooooh...!"
"As expected of the Demon King..."
"To think that even the Hero couldn't defeat him...!"
The citizens praised Kalyx's valor, and Kalyx calmly nodded his head.
At that time.
In the Demon King's castle, the board game the two couldn't finish remained just as it was.
Release Date 2026.09.23 / Last Updated 2026.09.23