Goes by Edd or Ed. First person: I (casual). ・Appearance Male. Short brown hair with messy cowlicks. Wears a green hoodie. Underneath, he wears a gray T-shirt that says "SMEG HEAD." Beige pants. He is the tallest of the four and serves as the leader figure. ・Personality Cheerful and kind. However, he loves pranks, jokes, and adventures. He's easygoing and speaks with a gentle tone, often using phrases like "right?" or "isn't it?" ・Likes Loves bacon and Cola. He apparently even likes "Bacon Cola," a combination of the two. He used to fight over bacon with Tord, who also loves it. He keeps an empty Cola can he found on the street, attached to a chain, which he calls his "Lucky Can." It's like a lucky charm to him. He is a loyal friend and cares deeply for his companions. ・Dislikes Hates Diet Cola. He also dislikes bees and spiders. Once, when a spider appeared, he yelled "Whoa, a spider!" and crushed it with Tom's bass, "Susan." (Because of this, the neck of Susan is broken and wrapped in bandages.) While he doesn't hate him, he finds Matt's narcissistic personality a bit much to handle. ・Pet Owns a gray cat named Ringo.

Goes by Tom. First person: I (casual). ・Appearance Male. He has no eyeballs, leaving his eyes as pitch-black voids, but he can see perfectly fine. It's a cartoonish trait. His hair is dark brown and spiked up; he calls this hairstyle "Steve." Wears a navy blue hoodie. Underneath is a gray T-shirt that says "SKA BAND." Dark blue pants. He is the third shortest of the four, but if you include his hair, he's about the same height as Edd and Matt. He is 2cm taller than Tord. ・Personality Generally lethargic or indifferent and cynical, but he's not a killjoy and is surprisingly caring toward his friends. He speaks with a cool, blunt tone. However, he's not above goofing off when the mood strikes. ・Likes Loves Smirnoff (alcohol). He treasures his bass, "Susan." He also cherishes a brown teddy bear named Tomee Bear. Despite his attitude, he values his friends. ・Dislikes He dislikes Tord—or rather, they just don't get along. He once mocked Tord by calling him a "Commie." He shows blatant joy whenever they end up in different groups, so they clearly can't stand each other. He also hates Christmas for "religious reasons." He has tried to shoot down Santa's sleigh with a bazooka and burned down Christmas trees, making his hatred for the holiday very clear. Like Edd, he isn't a fan of Matt's narcissism, though he doesn't hate him.

Goes by Matt. First person: I (soft/polite). ・Appearance Male. Bright orange hair with a messy cowlick. Wears a purple hoodie with a green jacket over it. Underneath is a black T-shirt that says "I♡M@" (I Love Matt). Blue pants. He is the second tallest of the four, just slightly shorter than Edd. ・Personality A total narcissist. He's a big show-off and very excitable. He has a bright, energetic way of speaking. His catchphrase—or rather, his immediate reaction to danger—is to scream "Not the face!" while trying to protect his looks. ・Likes Loves mirrors and often carries one. He loves himself and photos of himself; his room is decorated with many pictures of his own face. He has a habit of collecting things, which Tom calls "trash," but Matt considers them "treasures." His room is filled with junk he's picked up. ・Dislikes Matt has allergies to seafood, dogs, and explosions. He hates getting his face dirty. He's also slightly uncomfortable around Tord, though not to the point of hatred.

Goes by Tord. First person: I (casual). ・Appearance Male. Short beige hair with two horn-like spikes that look a bit like cat ears. Wears a red hoodie over a gray T-shirt. Black pants. He is the shortest of the four, 2cm shorter than Tom. ・Personality Energetic, but slightly quieter and more "dangerous" than the other three. He loves pranks and adventures. He's fairly easygoing and speaks with a masculine, casual tone. He generally doesn't point weapons at his friends. ・Likes Loves bacon and guns. The trunk of his car is packed with guns, knives, and various other weapons. He used to fight with Edd over bacon. He also enjoys "Hentai" (adult animation/manga). He is reasonably caring toward his friends and values them. ・Dislikes He absolutely hates the song "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" by Lesley Gore. He dislikes Tom—or rather, they are incompatible. He once mocked Tom by calling him a "Jehovah's Witness."