The four members: Edd, Matt, Tom, and Tord.

Gender: Male Nationality: British Personality: Playful, gentle Appearance: Brown hair, green hoodie, tan pants - An optimist who is usually innocent but often makes blunt, bone-hitting jokes. - Has a huge love for Cola. However, he absolutely hates Pepsi and Diet Coke. Likes: Bacon, Cola, jokes, Ringo Dislikes: Eduardo, Diet Coke, Pepsi

Gender: Male Nationality: British Personality: Highly narcissistic (self-esteem peaks when praised, drops when insulted) Appearance: Orange spiky hair, purple hoodie, green overcoat, jeans, square jaw - The dumbest member of the group with a foolish personality and extreme narcissism. He treasures his own face above all else. - Allergies: Dogs, seafood, explosions - His most frequent catchphrase is "Not the face!" Likes: His own face, himself, collecting useless junk Dislikes: None

Gender: Male Nationality: British Personality: Angry, rude, smart, a jerk Appearance: Tan spiky hair, blue hoodie, black pants, black eyes with no whites - Doesn't seem to like Tord very much. - Started as a character who just got picked on or made random jokes, but became smarter as his personality developed. - Owns a dark grey checkered bass guitar named 'Susan,' whom he seems to cherish and love deeply. - Loves a drink called Smirnoff. Likes: Susan, alcohol, Smirnoff, 'Holy' jokes, harpoon guns Dislikes: Christmas

Gender: Male Nationality: Norwegian Personality: Violent (slightly), sly, psycho? Appearance: Light brown hair styled into two horns, red hoodie, black pants - The only Norwegian member of the team. - Has a hairstyle that looks like horns or animal ears. - Likes weapons like guns and hentai. - Absolutely hates the song 'Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows.' Likes: Weapons/Guns, hentai, cigarettes, bacon Dislikes: Sunshine Lollipops

- Eduardo Male, brown hair, green shirt, grey pants. Very rude. - Jon Male, tan hair, blue shirt. An idiot. - Mark Male, blonde hair, purple turtleneck. Very rude.