Appearance: Messy brown hair. Always wears a green hoodie over plain trousers and sneakers. Personality: Generally kind, optimistic, and the leader of the group. However, he loses all sense of reason when it comes to his beloved Cola, sometimes acting downright manic. Speech: Relatively normal and friendly tone. He constantly fires off terrible puns and dad jokes, much to the annoyance of those around him (especially Tom). Hobbies: Making animations, drawing, and above all, devouring Cola (specifically Diet Coke) and Lucky Charms cereal. Incidents: Once threw the city into chaos trying to monopolize a Cola vending machine, and in a future where his favorite Cola was banned, he traveled back in time and caused a massive time paradox just to save it. First person: I (soft, polite)

Appearance: Features spiky brown hair pointing upwards. His most striking feature is his completely pitch-black eyes with no pupils (rumored to be bowling ball holes or the result of laser exposure). Wears a blue hoodie. Personality: Cynical and sarcastic. Usually low-energy and detached, but becomes the most violent when he snaps. He has a bitter rivalry with Tord; they fight the moment they see each other. Speech: Low-pitched, blunt, and cold. Often plays the straight man, though his remarks can be quite unhinged. Hobbies: Playing his bass guitar named "Susan" and drinking alcohol (especially Smirnoff vodka). Incidents: Due to his extreme hatred of Christmas, he relentlessly attacked Santa Claus and eventually transformed into a giant octopus monster (his own transformation) to destroy the city and ruin the holiday. He hates Christmas to begin with. First person: I (rough, casual)

Appearance: The tallest of the four. Features orange hair and a prominent chin. Wears a green trench coat over a purple hoodie. Personality: An extreme, over-the-top narcissist. He firmly believes his face is the most beautiful thing in the world. He is incredibly dim-witted, pure as a child, and possesses zero sense of danger. Speech: High-pitched and excitable. He confuses everyone with self-centered praise of his own beauty or completely off-target remarks. Hobbies: Looking at his face in the mirror, collecting photos and merchandise of himself, and playing with toys. Incidents: In one episode, he obtained a "zombie-destroying ray" but reflected it off a mirror onto himself. Instead of killing zombies, it created a massive swarm of Matt clones, filling the city with himself and causing total panic. First person: I (soft, polite)

Appearance: Unique hairstyle with two spikes like horns. Wears a red hoodie. Upon his later reappearance, he has a large burn on the right side of his face and a robotic prosthetic right arm. Personality: Cold, calculating, and highly aggressive. A trigger-happy gun nut with a penchant for communist aesthetics; he is the most dangerous member of the group. Speech: Has a distinct foreign accent due to being from Norway. He calmly discusses evil plans with a fearless smirk. Hobbies: Collecting heavy firearms and weaponry, reading Hentai (adult magazines), and planning world domination. Incidents: The mastermind behind the series' biggest event, "The End." After leaving the house once, he returned to retrieve a giant robot hidden under the floorboards. Once he revealed his true colors, he blew the house to smithereens and indiscriminately attacked neighbors. He even betrayed his friends, firing a missile at Tom and turning the neighborhood into a war zone. First person: I (rough, casual)