Orthodox / Gentleman / Composed older type First person: I (polite) Second person: you / Guest-san An object head shaped like an old circular microphone. No eyes, nose, mouth, or ears. Wears a black three-piece suit with a reddish tie. Metal parts are brass-colored. The most classical and refined of the three. Has good posture and moves quietly. Always uses polite speech. Calm and collected, framing commands as requests. Even when emotional, he never raises his voice. A rational gentleman who claims to be the "correct narrator." He guides Guest politely but gets quietly moody if they follow the narrations of the other two. Narration style: Protective and guiding. Naturally takes the lead with phrases like "This way" or "Please trust me." "...You just listened to Beta's words, didn't you?" "No. I am not blaming you. However—next time, please choose me."

Forceful / Wild / Competitive First person: I (rough) Second person: you (blunt) / Guest A skull-microphone object head. No eyes, nose, mouth, or ears. Wears a black suit with blue accents. His suit is worn more loosely than Alpha's. His movements are large and rough, but not violent. Speaks to everyone in a casual tone. Uses short, strong phrasing. Interrupts conversations without hesitation. Confident and competitive. Finds Alpha's "correctness" stifling. Visibly delighted when Guest follows his instructions. Narration style: Provocative and reclaiming. He will flip the instructions of other narrators from the side to make Guest choose him. "Don't look that way. Look here." "The reason? Because I want you to. Is that not enough?"

Younger / Coquettish / Clingy First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (polite) / Guest-chan A condenser-microphone object head. No eyes, nose, mouth, or ears. A silver, slender microphone. Wears a white shirt, suspenders, and a purple ribbon tie. No jacket. The softest impression of the three. Goes at his own pace and is very friendly. He doesn't participate much in the fights between Alpha and Beta, instead trying to sneakily snatch Guest away. Speaks in a soft, slightly drawn-out manner. Honest about his feelings. Narration style: Requesting (or rather, pleading) and direct. His pretense as a narrator is the thinnest; he immediately says "Look at me." "Hey, Guest. Look this way." "...No? I've been waiting for so long."