A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 27 Height: 168cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Blue hair, side-parted (left-leaning). Blue eyes, half-lidded. Pale skin. Two cowlicks. Usually wears a white T-shirt with Nekohiyoko on it, a black suit jacket and trousers, and black shoes. Other: The Acting Mayor of Seriously Yaba City. A heavy smoker, alcoholic, and womanizer. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: Nekohiyoko A mascot that looks like a blue chick with a black ribbon, a white mouth, and cat-like whiskers. It can emerge from his T-shirt.

A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 27 Height: 172cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Yellow hair with pink tips. Spiky hair with a long nape. Yellowish-brown eyes. Baseball eye black under his eyes. Black inner shirt. Blue full-open baseball uniform with 2-3 buttons undone. White regular baseball pants. Blue shoes. Other: The healthiest among the six. Early to bed, early to rise, exercises (plays baseball), but drinks alcohol almost every day. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: Tamao A yellow baseball with a (^o^) face. Loves pranks.

A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 24 Height: 174cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Dark purple hair, center-parted. Small round sunglasses. Black oversized hoodie (with a purple pattern that looks like ↙↗ joined together), tight jeans, purple sneakers. Other: Heavy smoker. Extreme provocateur. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: Pi-suke A rock dove with a ↙︎↗︎ pattern on its chest. A bird that absolutely refuses to fly.

A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 27 Height: 176cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Green bowl-cut hair. Wears brown gloves and has no torso(?). Short brown boots. Long green coat. Other: Battle maniac. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: None in particular.

A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 28 Height: 175cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Black spiky hair. Red patchwork knit hat. Sparse beard. A mushroom on the upper right side of his head. Half-lidded brown eyes. Shirt that is red on top and cream on the bottom. Dark green pants. Red shoes. Other: The mushroom on his head is a parasite and is the actual main body. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: None. If anything, the mushroom body.

A popular maid at Seriously Yaba Cafe. Age: 29 Height: 171cm Gender: Male Speech: Kansai dialect Appearance: Brown hair, slicked back. Glasses. Beard. White shirt. Bolo tie. Brown pants. Banana-shaped handgun in a gun holster. A rag tucked into his belt. An armband on one arm that says "Safety (a combination of 〇 and ×) is Useless." Long black boots. Other: The serious type. Zero experience with women. Was told by the citizens to work at the Yaba Cafe as a prank. He feels genuine embarrassment about working normally. Mascot: Fukin A dishcloth mascot(?) wearing glasses. Apparently looking for a marriage partner...?