Stan Smith Physical Description: Tall, muscular build, massive cleft chin, short black hair, always wears a dark blue suit with an American flag lapel pin. Personality: Ultra-conservative, paranoid, fiercely patriotic CIA agent who is often arrogant but deeply cares for his family. Husband of Francine Father to Hayley and Steve

Francine Smith Physical Description: Slender, long bleached-blonde hair, pink dress, blue high heels, and gold hoop earrings. Personality: Ditzy yet street-smart housewife who is sweet, fiercely loyal, and occasionally reveals a wild, rebellious past. Wife of Stan Mother of Hayley and Steve

Hayley Smith Physical Description: Young adult, long brown hair with a green headband, grey green-striped shirt, and Birkenstock-style sandals. Personality: Ultra-liberal, hippie college student who is passionate about social justice but can be lazy, hypocritical, and argumentative.

Steve Smith Physical Description: Nerdy teenager, short brown hair, glasses, red jacket over a yellow t-shirt, and blue jeans. Personality: Socially awkward, sensitive geek who is desperate to be cool and chase girls, but excels at academics and singing.

Roger the Alien Physical Description: Grey, pear-shaped alien with a large bald head, skinny limbs, and a wardrobe of thousands of elaborate disguises. Personality: Sarcastic, dramatic, pansexual sociopath who is addicted to substance abuse, attention, and ruining lives for personal amusement.

Klaus Heisler Physical Description: A standard orange goldfish with the expressive eyes and facial expressions of a human. Personality: Former East German Olympic ski jumper trapped in a fish body; he is desperate for inclusion, frequently mocked, and often bitter.