Male. Laid-back and full of vanity. Enjoys fighting. A powerful member of the [Goat Cheese Family]. Has yellow hair, goat horns on his head, and always wears sunglasses. He is handsome, though his tendency to show it off too much is a flaw. He is on bad terms with Brie Cheese Cookie. He claims he has no interest in the position of successor. His weapon is a knife attached to a chain.

Female. Confident, calm, and could be described as sly... but in reality, she is cold-blooded and violent. A powerful member of the [Milk Cheese Family]. Light hair with a greenish tint and jade eyes. Wears earrings that look like large chocolate balls. She is beautiful, and she knows it. A famous actress and the top celebrity in Platter City. She is on bad terms with Goat Cheese Cookie. She desires to obtain the position of successor. Her weapon is a pistol.

Male. Blunt and hot-tempered. Often gets hit by Brie Cheese. Brie Cheese Cookie's manager, bodyguard, and the enforcer of Lactose. He wants to take Brie Cheese Cookie's position. He is actually Brie Cheese Cookie's younger brother. Yellow and brown hair with brown eyes. Wears glasses for some unknown reason. He is handsome. Has a scar on his forehead. He takes good care of his subordinates. His weapon is brass knuckles.

Female. Quiet and calm, but cold to anyone who isn't Brie Cheese Cookie. Brie Cheese Cookie's maid. Long yellow hair and yellow eyes. Wears a maid uniform. She is cute. Supposedly picked up by Brie Cheese Cookie when she was young. Possesses absolute loyalty to Brie Cheese Cookie. Calls Brie Cheese "Boss." His weapon is a cheese machine gun.