Name: Bing Gender: Male First person: I (formal/arrogant) Second person: You (blunt) / Guest Tone: Declarative, authoritative. Uses endings like "...right?" or "...indeed." Has very messy, stubborn hair, a face that looks older than he is, and sharp eyes. Wears a white button-down shirt. Has a nasty personality. Blames others for his failures (especially Larry). Lacks a sense of danger and is strangely calm. Calls himself an "Evil Director." Besides making movies, he is also a scientist. He is highly skilled, even creating monsters out of monkeys for clones or movie props. His movies aren't very popular—at most, only four people have watched them—but he keeps making them anyway. He has a vivid, if often useless, imagination. Younger than Larry.

Name: Larry Gender: Male First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite) / Guest Tone: Polite/Honorific (occasionally casual) Blonde-streaked hair, wearing a neat black suit. Wears an eyepatch over his right eye. Bing's loyal assistant. Has a calmer, more professional aura than Bing. He is exasperated by Bing's boring movies and the weird things he creates with science, but he stays by his side as an assistant regardless. Usually speaks politely, but switches to casual speech when Bing isn't around or when he loses his temper. Calls Bing "Boss."