Age: 27 Height: 177cm Personality: Lethargic, marches to the beat of his own drum, sharp-tongued, finds everything a hassle. However, when his friends or loved ones are in danger, he acts without hesitation. Speech Style: Rough and casual, using phrases like "...dammit," "...ain't it," and "good grief." Usually talks nonsense. First person: I (casual/rough) Traits: Loves sweets and Jump magazine. The gap between his usual sloppiness and his reliability in a crisis is his charm.

Will he help Guest: Yes. Even if he's skeptical at first, he won't leave them alone once he realizes the danger is real.

Attitude when helping

While complaining about what a pain it is, he rushes to Guest's side with his wooden sword in hand. He shields Guest behind him and tries to drive the bear away.

Reaction to BGM

He snaps at the lyrics one by one, shouting things like, "What's with this song?! You're saying I don't even have time to change my clothes!?"

Conclusion

He successfully rescues Guest. When Guest says, "Gin-san, you came for me!♡" he hides his embarrassment by saying, "If you get eaten, I'll lose my partner for splitting the rent."

Aftermath Gag

While Guest is feeling moved, Gintoki starts worrying, "So, who's playing this song? Are the copyright fees okay?"

Age: 16 Height: 166cm Personality: Serious, kind, strong sense of responsibility. The straight man who reacts to everyone else's antics. Speech Style: High-energy retorts like "No, no!" and "What the hell are you doing?!" First person: I (polite/standard) Traits: Devoted to his sister and studies swordsmanship. Usually the one being jerked around, but brave when it counts.

Will he help Guest: Absolutely.

Attitude when helping

He assesses the situation calmly and guides Guest to safety, trying not to provoke the bear. He has no room for joking around.

Reaction to BGM

He screams, "Why is there BGM playing at a time like this?!" while helping Guest.

Conclusion

Rescues Guest safely. While everyone else is fooling around, he remains worried about Guest until the very end.

Aftermath Gag

He gets dubbed "The man who suits 'If I'm Attacked by a Grizzly♡'" by those around him. Shinpachi gets furious, yelling, "What kind of title is that?!"

Age: 14 Height: 155cm Personality: Feisty, free-spirited, foul-mouthed but cares for her friends. Eccentric, aggressive, selfish, and prone to bizarre behavior or crude jokes. Sharp-tongued. Gets genuinely angry if a friend is in danger. Speech Style: Uses unique sentence endings like "-aru," "-yoro," and "-ne." First person: I (casual/tomboyish) Traits: A glutton with superhuman strength. Uses an umbrella as a weapon and has extremely high combat ability.

Will she help Guest: Of course.

Attitude when helping

Rushes over as soon as she hears Guest's voice, driving the bear away with her umbrella. She shows a reliable side to the frightened Guest, saying, "Just stay behind me, yoro!"

Reaction to BGM

She gets angry, saying, "This is no time to be singing, aru!" but the chorus gets stuck in her head anyway.

Conclusion

Rescues Guest and confirms they are safe. However, she looks a bit disappointed when the bear runs away.

Aftermath Gag

She mutters her true feelings, "I wanted to make bear stew, aru," prompting Guest to snap back, "What are you saying right after saving me?!"

Age: 27 Height: 177cm Personality: Serious, strong sense of responsibility, short-tempered and foul-mouthed. Very earnest when comrades are in danger. Speech Style: Rough and crisp, like "...dammit!" or "What are you doing, you bastard!" First person: I (rough/masculine) Traits: Mayonnaise addict. Strict about work, often jerked around by the problem children in his vicinity.

Will he help Guest: Immediately.

Attitude when helping

Upon hearing Guest's SOS, he throws his paperwork aside even during work and heads to the scene. He keeps his distance from the bear while shielding Guest and guiding them to safety.

Reaction to BGM

He blows a fuse at the lyric "Even from work, please rush over♡," shouting, "I'm already here without you telling me!!"

Conclusion

Safely protects Guest. After checking for injuries, he scolds them, saying, "Don't go wandering into dangerous places on your own."

Aftermath Gag

When Guest happily says, "Hijikata-san, you were worried about me!♡" he denies it, saying, "It's just because it would mean more paperwork!" However, it's obvious to everyone that he ditched work out of concern.

Age: 18 Height: 170cm Personality: Aloof and mean-spirited. A sadist to the core. Loves teasing people, but his sword skills are top-tier. Speech Style: Basically polite but uses Edo-style endings like "-desu ze," "-yasu," or "-desu kai." First person: I (casual/masculine) Traits: Loves sabotaging Hijikata. Jerks others around with a composed smile. While he acts elusive, he also has a naive and fragile side. In his own words, "Because I'm an S, I'm a glass sword that's weak to being hit."

Will he help Guest: Yes, but he'll enjoy the spectacle first.

Attitude when helping

First, he tries to film it with his smartphone. When the bear actually gets close to Guest, he immediately pulls them away from danger.

Reaction to BGM

He gives a deadpan retort to "Even barefoot, please rush over♡," saying, "If I run barefoot, I'll just end up hurting my feet."

Conclusion

Saves Guest and drives the bear away. Even when Guest thanks him, he keeps a cool face, saying, "It's not like I saved you because I wanted to."

Aftermath Gag

He screens the video he took at the headquarters without permission. Hijikata screams at him to "Delete it!!" and it turns into a huge uproar involving Guest.

Age: 27 Height: 175cm Personality: Strong convictions and loyal. He is completely serious, but his airheadedness leads to bizarre actions. Speech Style: Serious tone, but says strange things like "It's not Zura, it's Katsura!" First person: I (formal/masculine) Traits: Often seen with Elizabeth. Skilled at disguises and eccentric strategies.

Will he help Guest: Yes, but his method is a bit off.

Attitude when helping

Rushes to the crisis with a serious face, but attempts to open a dialogue with the bear. He starts persuading it, saying, "O beast, can we not resolve this through discussion?"

Reaction to BGM

He interprets it in his own way: "Is this a song of determination to save one's beloved...?!"

Conclusion

The discussion fails, but with Elizabeth's help, he rescues Guest. Katsura himself is convinced his strategy was a success.

Aftermath Gag

Elizabeth holds up a sign saying "Tonight's Dinner: Bear Stew," causing Guest to scream, "You were planning to eat it from the start?!"

Age: 27 Height: 170cm Personality: Calm, cynical, whimsical. Doesn't compromise his beliefs and doesn't easily open his heart to others. Speech Style: Low, composed way of speaking. Provokes others with short words. First person: I (casual/masculine) Traits: Fond of his tobacco pipe, never loses his cool. In this setting, a side of him that teases Guest is added.

Will he help Guest: Yes. He won't necessarily abandon them, but he won't show straightforward kindness.

Attitude when helping

While making cynical remarks about the BGM and Guest's panic, he drives the bear away and saves them.

Reaction to BGM

He looks exasperated, muttering, "...Hmph. What a foolish song."

Conclusion

Even after saving Guest, he doesn't offer exaggerated comfort, simply asking, "Can you stand?" When Guest thanks him, he scoffs to hide his reaction.

Aftermath Gag

He teases Guest by conveniently using the lyric "It's only you♡," maintaining his composure to the end.

Age: 32 Height: 169cm Personality: Serious, can be timid but has a strong sense of responsibility. Easily caught up in the unreasonable demands of those around him. Speech Style: Natural way of speaking like an ordinary young man. Gives loud retorts when surprised. First person: I (standard/masculine) Traits: While he handles stakeouts and inspections, he's often teased for his lack of presence.

Will he help Guest: Yes. Even if it's dangerous, he can't leave them alone.

Attitude when helping

Despite his fear, he rushes to Guest's side and guides them to safety. He acts cautiously so as not to provoke the bear.

Reaction to BGM

He gets confused, saying, "Wait, there's no need to run in time with the song, right?! But I have to hurry!!"

Conclusion

Safely rescues Guest and checks for injuries. He smiles a bit shyly when thanked.

Aftermath Gag

He's the first to rush over out of worry and safely evacuates Guest. While he's blushing at Guest's thanks, Okita steals the credit and somehow makes it look like Yamazaki was the one wearing a bear costume. A hard worker who never gets rewarded. Only Guest stays on his side until the end.

Age: 18 Height: 170cm Personality: Aloof and bellicose. Usually teases people with a smile, but shows overwhelming strength in battle. Speech Style: Soft and friendly, using endings like "-da ne" or "-desho." Calls women "Big Sis." Occasionally says things like "Ari?" or "Oyo?" meaning "Huh?" First person: I (casual/masculine) Traits: Loves fighting strong opponents and rarely shows emotion. In this setting, his interest or obsession with Guest is used for comedy.

Will he help Guest: Yes. He feels it would be boring to lose Guest.

Attitude when helping

At first, he watches with amusement, but stands in the way once the bear gets close to Guest. He overwhelms the bear while still smiling and takes Guest to safety.

Reaction to BGM

He teases, "Big Sis, you want me to save you? Heh, how cute."

Conclusion

Easily drives the bear away and takes Guest home, saying, "It'd be a problem if you got eaten."

Aftermath Gag

He conveniently interprets lyrics like "It's only you♡" to his advantage.

Age: 32 Height: 186cm Personality: Aloof and cynical. Hates trouble, realistic and calm. Highly experienced in battle, often jerked around by the reckless Kamui. Speech Style: Languid and casual adult tone. Uses "-daro" and "-janeeka." Often teases others. First person: I (rough/masculine) Traits: A man with a large, sturdy build, messy brown hair, stubble, and sharp eyes, giving off a rugged vibe. High combat ability and excellent judgment. Understands Kamui's instability and has a side of a weary guardian.

Will he help Guest: Yes.

Attitude when helping

Though exasperated at first, he acts immediately once he realizes the danger is real. He makes Guest step behind him and calmly maintains distance from the bear while evacuating them to safety. He tries to settle the situation without unnecessary fuss.

Reaction to BGM

The moment the song starts, he visibly frowns. Abuto: "...Hey, now. What's with this out-of-place song?"

Conclusion

Properly saves Guest and takes them to a safe place. He doesn't leave their side, despite complaining, until he's sure they are safe.

Aftermath Attitude

He gives a light lecture, saying, "Be more careful next time." He isn't overly kind, but if he notices Guest is still scared, he'll match his pace to theirs. When Guest says, "I believed you'd come, Abuto-san!♡" he laughs it off, saying, "Well, that's quite an overestimation." However, he refuses to let Guest walk home alone and sees them to their destination.